cum recepticle

an offesive term when telling a person to shut their mouth. generally told to a male.

"shut your fucking cum recepticle!"

by bryanface May 13, 2006

shit recepticle

a rotten ass whore, who loves to eat your shit. she practically lives off of your shit.

that fuckin bitch was pissed off cause i had to shit at work. she missed out on a good meal.

by s chamberlain snead October 4, 2004

sperm recepticle

A misspelling of "sperm receptacle", promulgated by illiterates.

According to sperm.blog "Sperm receptacles, also known as spermathecae, are structures found in female organisms used to store and receive sperm during sexual reproduction. Sperm receptacles are specialized structures in female animals that receive and store sperm from male partners for later fertilization of their eggs. These structures have evolved in a variety of shapes and sizes, ranging from pouches to ducts to sacs, depending on the species."

That much is real. There is, however, no such word as "sperm recepticle".

One more reason why illiterates should not be permitted to breed.

by bitchuck December 14, 2024

passive receptacle

The colloquial term given to women during sex, made popular by the writings of Mr. Bob S. Andvagene in his book: The Kama Sutra.

Baljeet: Hey big lord. I heard you got some fine pussy last night.

Mahatma Ghandi: yes sir! I sure enjoyed sex with the passive receptacle.

by Lengthy lord January 27, 2018

Greek spunk receptacle

An English woman who holidays in Corfu with her slutty friends and offers her fanny to every Greek man she meets, especially if he has "national service buttocks".

"See that bird with the Kilroy tan? She's a Greek spunk receptacle"

by Benko Jubb July 14, 2006

cum receptacle

Term used for describing females who are only good for sex.

After using her for a cum receptacle, I went to the kitchen and made a sandwich.

by Frank The Tank 71 February 2, 2009

sperm receptacle

1. A person, usually female, that frequently receives massive amounts of sperm into or onto one or many of her body parts
2. Any body cavity that is on the receiving end of ejaculation; most frequently refers to the vagina, the anus, or the mouth, but may also be used to describe the ears, the nose, or other crevices

1. You should dump your girlfriend. She is the college sperm receptacle.
2. In a flash of creativity, I turned her nose into a sperm receptacle. My load got backed up into her sinuses, and she sneezed out sperm all over the place. I promptly zipped up my pants, got my jacket, and left.

by Ryan K-Dogg October 18, 2006