Real Men 

Real men use their size and strength to beat up women nearly or completely to death
When a woman complains or whines, real men beat them up and teaches them a lesson

Real Men beat women

Real Men by tacowithpeanutbutter11 January 27, 2023

real men of genius 

All of the funny Bud Lite ads that are played on the radio. It was originally known as Real American Heroes, but after 9/11 they felt that the term was unacceptable because of the acts of heroism that occured on that day.

Bud Light Presents: Real Men of Genius (Real Men of Genius)
Today we salute you
Mr. Silent killer gas passer (Mr. Silent killer gas passer)
Last night, you had the enchilada combo platter
This morning, the three-cheese omelet with broccoli
This afternoon, you're a ticking time-bomb
(tick, tick, tick, tick)
Because of you a simple elevator ride is suddenly a
42-floor plummet into the very bowels of hell
(You take my breath away)
Who did it? Who cares.
Sweet mercy, please, just someone light a match
(sweet, sweet mercy)
So crack open an ice-cold Bud Light O ninja of the nasty
And while you're at it, crack open a window
(Mr. Silent killer gas passer)

real men of genius by skppy1225 September 15, 2008

Real Men Wear Pink 

This phrase was first used as an excuse to wear pink. Some guys would wear pink then try to mock their non-pink wearing counterparts for not being comfortable with their masculinity and other such bs.

However, recently, it has become a way to support breast cancer awareness and research. During the month of October, men will wear pink on Fridays to support breast cancer awareness. The pink will often come in the form of a tie or lapel pin but could include almost any article of clothing. Its counter part, No Shave November, is also gaining steam as a way to raise cancer awareness.

Jack took part in Real Men Wear Pink in October to support breast cancer awareness. The next month, he took part in No Shave November to support testicular cancer awareness.

Real Men Wear Pink by northendwhiterash October 29, 2009

Real Men Wear Pink 

A campaign run by the National Breast Cancer Foundation, encouraging men to wear pink to show their support of breast cancer research. Breast cancer can affect both women and men, so the campaign aims to promote key statistics around the occurrence of breast cancer and raise money for breast cancer research. www.realmenwearpink.org.au

John decided to join the Real Men Wear Pink Campaign and wear a pink tutu every day to work for a month! He raised $1000 for the National Breast Cancer Foundation to fund breast cancer research and his colleagues took lots of photos and shared them with the #realmenwearpink hashtag.

Real Men Wear Pink by itsskitsch July 15, 2016

Real Men Wear Pink 

a marketing ploy phrase used by retail conglomerates to print on baby pink t-shirts/hoodies so young males with no identity can reassure themselves and indifferent bypassers of his own miniscule and suffering masculinity.

a mindset or cheesy quip to explain away the regret/buried shame of why you ever purchased that hideous pink polo in the first place and are actually wearing it.

Friend: Eww man! What's with the shirt? You look like gay Pepto Bismol.
Self-righteous fashion victim: Real Men Wear Pink! humph.

Real Men Wear Pink by loveandfirearms August 25, 2005

real men love jesus 

Christian heterosexual human males that were born male, and believes himself to be male, (so no puppets or androids) show affection towards another male who lived 2000 years ago named Jesus, who is also the one and only Son of the God of the Christian tradition. This love is one of admiration and worship, not necessarily sexual in nature.

Real men love Jesus, so I don't think that Pinocchio counts.

real men love jesus by Smrff February 3, 2008

Real Men Wear Pink 

A common misconception.

alot of the boys in my school wore those shirts for a bit. "Real Men Wear Pink." what a lie, i laughed at them. the girls they were trying to impress laughed too. then when ryan l. (the resident gay kid who sniffs women's perfume, and goes out with girls who'd never get any other guy) came in wearing a shirt with that logo, we all laughed harder at the kids who had worn those shirts

Real Men Wear Pink by Ross Hartman December 29, 2006