Rard

Short for retard, noun.

After taking 3 semesters of programming, Jacob and Tim still have not learned a thing, they are rards.

by Timdedeyan October 28, 2020

Rard

You’ll never be happy until you meet a Rard. The bdsm community absolutely hates him because he has exactly what they can’t have. Its obvious what his favorite color is because his hair is blue. You’ll know you’ve met the right Rard if he’s wearing his pornhub hoodie. He can read the minds of women and even his boyfriends as well. He definitely missed his calling as a comedian and instead decided to be a porn producer. You will probably make a porn with him because he is so suave and charismatic that you will instantly fall in love with him.

Most likely if you’re a hater you were once in love with him but couldn’t handle his extreme passion and love and had a disorder.

He’s currently dating the most amazing partners. If you ever meet a Rard...beg for it! Because going Rard is going hard!! Fuck the haters, love the Rard.

I can’t stop loving Rard! Even if I’m trying to put him in prison...all his current partners are crying please don’t do it. No matter what Rard will always love his princess, permanent little, and baby kangaroo.

by Jay Joey orne April 22, 2019

rard

An acronym which stands for "Really Awesome Rad Dude".

I'm a rard.

by libtardmedicalstudent September 6, 2020

Rarded

Rarded: another word to describe an individual who is stupid or retarded

Carlos is being rarded.

by Rardedman May 3, 2018

Rarded

When someone is so dumb that they don't even deserve the extra syllable attached to retarded.

That guy just bought basil thinking it was weed, how fucking rarded.

by CraigCO_ May 26, 2018

rard

a slightly more politically correct version of "retard" also, fewer syllables, and so easier to say whilst wasted.

"oh ma goddd tulleh, you iz such a rard"
"look i left the t out of tree. i am such a rard"

by candiclaus October 29, 2006

Rarded

A TOS safe word synonymous with “retarded” commonly used by twitch streamers and middle schoolers alike so they don’t get in trouble with the higher ups in the authoritive ladder

Brian: Josh you’re being so rarded, shut the hecc up

Josh: ShUt ThE hEcC uP
Brain: Gosh dangit Josh

by Shrekhaswag96 July 23, 2018