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1) What teenage girls regard as the funniest type of humor.

2) The shittiest type of humor.

Teenage girl 1: Guess what? Cheese! Haha!
Teenage girl 2: Ninja monkeys steal my underwear at night!
Teenage girl 3: Monkey! LOL!
Me: *loads clip into mac-10*

random by inbe July 2, 2005

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Something or a group of things that follow no criteria or pattern. A word often misused by morons who don't know very many other words.

Correct: The decay of a radioactive isotope is random.
This is correct because nobody can predict exactly when the atom will decay. It actually doesn't follow a pattern.

Incorrect: Lol! Here r sum randome people I just met.
This is incorrect because the people have been chosen by a number of criteria: they are people that happen to be closeby and people who are willing to talk to you.

Incorrect: LoL here R sum randome words that I am thinking of.
The words are not random because you have specifically chosen them on the criteria that they are "suprirsing" or "unusual".

random by supaDISC February 28, 2005

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when someone says simething completly out of the blue that has nothing to do with anything you were talking about

tom: "yo watsup jon"
jon: "i was walking to the olive garden today and i saw some guy with a top hat pop out of the sewer and he told me he was a rainbow six agent on a misson from Kibdue god of steel mugs so i told him exactly my deductions from the cherry tree last sunday"

random by nads July 14, 2004

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Losers who aren't funny use this word every sentence to try and be funny.

Imagine a random mouse randomly wearing a random little shirt coming out of that random hole over there!

Random by Arran January 6, 2005

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1) adj. Having no specific pattern, cause, or objective. Often used in statistics.

2) The latest in a long line of buzzwords that teenagers use to replace meaningful conversation. Could be used as the focal point of the next general election campaign, eg 'We pledge to take forceful action against the word random, and against those that promote or condone its misuse, for example 14 year-olds. A special street task force will be created and empowered to clamp down on this blight sweeping our nation, using extreme force and/or death to eliminate offenders.'

- Take a random number and multiply it by itself.
- We spoke to twenty random passers-by about this subject.
or
Person: Excuse me, do you have the time please?
Idiot1: Monkey past cheese!
Idiot2: Ha ha haha Random!!
Idiot1: Haha hahaha!
Person: Die you fuckers *opens fire*

random by yashin December 28, 2005

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The latest rape of the english language

Shithead: Llamas are cool
Shithead 2: Ha that was SOOO random

dumb bitch: I was like, at this party? (sic) and this like random guy came up to me and just started talking to me? (sic)
Me: Your a fucking moron

random by Sequoyah July 30, 2008

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Impossible to predict

What you might have expected but also what you might never have is random.

random by Nazeer Dadabhay April 18, 2006