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raped by a shark

a saying used for situations where actually being raped by a shark would be more appealing than taking part in the said situations.
I'd rather be raped by a shark than go in to work on the weekend.

"I'd rather be raped by a shark than raped by your mom." -kj&th
by the storm drains February 18, 2009
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Financially raped

When you have to pay way too much for something that you know is way cheaper at other places or just shouldn't cost that much at all.
Jeremy: Hey bro. How much did you pay for that beer?
Jefferson: 8 bucks.
Jeremy: You just got financially raped.
by JTHAO July 5, 2009
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Rapeday

Whoever created this is sick to the head. Many girls and boys have to suffer with trauma from thing like this! Stay safe everyone
Girl 1: Did you know that they've made 24th April national rapeday?

Girl 2: Eww why would they do that, that's pure disgusting
by Alicia Hutchinson🤍 April 20, 2021
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john-raped

the thing that happens when you take a dump and a piece of poo splashes into the toilet water causing a splash which then the water from the splash goes up your anus

also can be known as aqua-raped
"dude, i took tuge a huge dump and splash from it john-raped me."
by P.J. is hot March 17, 2010
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Youtube Raped

When someone pressures or forces you to watch a viral video on youtube that they think is funny, but it isn't.
I didn't want to see that stupid batman clip, but my friend looked it up on his smart phone and youtube raped me.
by Cheezeboy's Friend March 24, 2011
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Bong Raped

When someone forces you to smoke a bong by holding you down and plugging your nose so that you have to inhale through your mouth. ( May need assistance)
Wesley: I do not want to smoke out of the bong.

Mike: To Bad.
Kyle: Mike lets just pin him down and bong rape him.
Wesley:cough Wow I just got bong raped.
by Wizzille May 15, 2010
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facebook raped

When one leaves ones facebook profile on unwittingly and 'friends'or otherwise change ones staus or comment on people page to make you look an idiot/pervert/sick freak etc
or
an excuse to write something and shrug it off as someone else's devious work.
e.g 1
Ryan's Status
Ryan: is gay and loves men up the bum bum yum yum...and smells

two hourslater,
Ryan: OH SH**INGMOTHER*%$*£R someones changed my status...I've been facebook raped!!

e.g 2

mate 1: why the hell did you write 'i love you' on my wall last night?
mate 2: erm... oh bother.. ive been facebook raped..
by MrPiffle March 8, 2009
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