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Ralph Macchio 

A very smexy man that will cause you to believe in love at first sight and fall in love and start an addiction and eventually a shrine and you'll end up having an entire album on your phone dedicated to him, possibly more that one. He played many different characters in many different movies, and manages to look fine doing literally anything. Especially when he played Frank and Johnny in Too Much Sun and The Outsiders. He is a 63 year old gorgeous man as of April 27th, 2025, and his birthday in November 4th.
"Oh my god, Ralph Macchio is lowkey so fine"

Ralph Macchio 

Easy caramel chocolate.. I wouldn’t want you to melt. Italian cutie. My man. OG FINE SHYT. Five-star meal. SO FINE. Him in Karate Kid. Him in all the movies. Like come to mama. Such a cutie patootie. I fell in love with him since I’m little.
Ralph Macchio the man you are. He’s such a cutie.

the ralph macchio 

pronunciation: {ralf moh-chee-oh} noun, verb, -macchio-ed, -macchio-ing, -macchio-tastic.

1. a sexual maneuver named for the aforementioned actor, most notable for his starring role in 'The Karate Kid', and, more specifically, for the karate move he performed in the film's grand finale, known as the 'crane kick', in which he lifts one leg off of the ground, bringing his knee towards his chest, with his arms raised in the air like a deranged spider-monkey.

2. the maneuver is performed when a man and a woman are having sex standing, with the woman's back against a wall, and the man lifts her leg, hooking her knee with his arm and bringing it upwards (lifting both of the woman's legs simultaneously is commonly known as 'The Double Macchio with Cheese', but is not to be tried by amateurs, as it is considerably more dangerous than the regular Macchio)

3. the 'Ralph Macchio' can also be known by it's abbreviated form, 'the Macchio'; or is also referred to as 'the Crane Kick of Fury and Desolation'.

4. for added points while performing this move, you can shout "Sweep the leg, Scottie!", or "Cobra Kai! (then) *grunt*!"

source: John and Justin's Dictionary of Love.
'we tried 'the ralph macchio with cheese', but my arms got tired and we fell down and now my balls hurt'.
the ralph macchio by le justin January 1, 2009

Ralph Maccio 

A very hot and iconic 61-year-old man who is old enough to be my peepaw but I don't care
"That old guy is pulling a Ralph Maccio"
Ralph Maccio by Mac and cheease November 6, 2022