raft

(verb) to ride someone or something as though it were a raft; to dominate or own; to destroy

Dude I just rafted that test; I got at least a 99%!!

We are totally going to raft them in the game today! Their team sucks!

by THEMAN59012 June 1, 2009

raft

To fart loudly...

'wow that was a big smelly raft!'
or
'who rafted in the lift?'

by Evil-Ernie May 19, 2003

raft

The act of using the apparent danger of your vehicle ( usually a car) to force someone into a structure by turning into them. This usually forces them to stop or turn away as you slowly cut them off.

Hahah! Did you see that? I just rafted the shit out of that hyundai!

I say when Kayla is trying to merge we raft her into the guard rail!

by douggle07 May 16, 2011

rafting

An adjective used to describe something (usually an event) in a positive way. Similar to "rocking".

"dude, that party was rafting!"

by cathy r December 19, 2005

Rafted

The sexual act of placing food items (typically meat) within a hotdog or hoagie bun and, then inserting that bun in to a dilated anus. Once the food item is removed it may or may not be consumed by the parties involved.

She Rafted a hotdog and then ate it.

by IronSteamship May 26, 2014

Raft Funk

An electronic salsa band that was formed in honor of Elian Gonzales and continues to draw attention to the substandard living conditions of aquatic refugees all over the world.

Shit son, that new raft funk is so nasty that I think I'm gonna puke and pass out.

by Ranchgirls December 12, 2020

Raft Dad

A middle-aged, frizbee-golfing, micro-brew-drinking, beard-having, flannel-wearing, paddle-boarding, Subaru-driving cartoon character of a human being commonly found in the Pacific Northwest.

Most commonly found in Bend, OR and Missoula, MT

This brewery is full of raft dads.

by OzBoiz4LYFE May 4, 2018