AKA Raytard, Ray-Ray. The host of 30 Minute Meals on the Food Network. She is by far the most annoying "chef" on t.v. for the following reasons: she learned how to cook at Ho-Jo's,she giggles incessantly, she dumps olive oil and chicken stock onto everything, she claims her food is "healthful" when it actually has loads of fat and calories, her voice soulnds like that of a 5 pack-a-day smoker, she wears unflattering clothing that accentuates her non-boobs and her centaur-like ass/thigh region, she looks like "The Joker" when she smiles, she adds hotdogs to 20% of meals and makes 55% of main courses some sort of hamburger or sammie (sandwich), she uses dumb adjectives to describe food, and she makes up childish nicknames/acronyms because she claims they are quicker to use but she always explains what the nicknames/acronyms mean even if she uses them 10 times per show(so it's a a total waste of time in the first place)
"Hi, I'm Rachael Ray and I make 30 minute disasters. In the time it takes you to laugh your ass off at this program, I'll have made a craptastic and totally artery killing meal which I will try to pass off as healthful from start to finish."
Raytard: "Now, just pour the EVOO-Extra Virgin Olive Oil-into the pan for about 5-15 turns around the pan...Once the EVOO-Extra Virgin Olive Oil-is nice and screaming hot in the pan, add your tasty meatballs"
"See, this butter tastes so nutty when you let it brown for a while!"
"Lemme grab that smoky cumin from the cupboard."
"I'm just gonna throw this crap away in the GB-garbage bowl and then I'm gonna move the GB-garbage bowl- over to the side to give myself some room to work"
Raytard: "Now, just pour the EVOO-Extra Virgin Olive Oil-into the pan for about 5-15 turns around the pan...Once the EVOO-Extra Virgin Olive Oil-is nice and screaming hot in the pan, add your tasty meatballs"
"See, this butter tastes so nutty when you let it brown for a while!"
"Lemme grab that smoky cumin from the cupboard."
"I'm just gonna throw this crap away in the GB-garbage bowl and then I'm gonna move the GB-garbage bowl- over to the side to give myself some room to work"
by a-m July 14, 2006
A very annoying pseudo-celebrity chef who looks like The Joker from the old Batman movies. She constantly giggles, uses unessecary abbrevations, creates horrible unhealthy recipes, and wears unflattering apparel that accentuates her massive ass, and not so massive boobs. Her voice is also very raspy and hoarse, and she exhibits many symptoms that would point towards cocaine use.
One of Rachael Ray's actually recipes:
Sirloin Stew with Watercress Dumplings:
Calories: 1019 (51%)
Calories From Fat: 424 (42%)
Total Fat: 46g (72%)
Saturated Fat: 12g (62%)
Cholesterol: 168mg (56%)
Sodium: 2261mg (94%)
Carbohydrates: 68g (23%)
Dietary Fiber: 3.95g (16%)
Protein: 67.97g (136%)
Sirloin Stew with Watercress Dumplings:
Calories: 1019 (51%)
Calories From Fat: 424 (42%)
Total Fat: 46g (72%)
Saturated Fat: 12g (62%)
Cholesterol: 168mg (56%)
Sodium: 2261mg (94%)
Carbohydrates: 68g (23%)
Dietary Fiber: 3.95g (16%)
Protein: 67.97g (136%)
by General Chi October 06, 2006
by (social) October 13, 2008
nounSomeone who you wouldn't expect to cook something, but then cooks something!
verbThe action of attempting to cook something that is out of your league.
verbThe action of attempting to cook something that is out of your league.
Mother: heres your dinner mikey
Mikey: Mom what is this, you dont know how to make this. Quit Rachael raying.
Dylan: Where's my pbj?
Mike: Hold on im trying to cut it in circles to make it look more appetizing.
Dylan: Dude who are you kidding your not Rachael Ray.
Mikey: Mom what is this, you dont know how to make this. Quit Rachael raying.
Dylan: Where's my pbj?
Mike: Hold on im trying to cut it in circles to make it look more appetizing.
Dylan: Dude who are you kidding your not Rachael Ray.
by Kevin Oakes March 11, 2008
by Whitneym September 23, 2006
by hp12345 July 30, 2007
The Rachael Ray Show is an American television talk show hosted by Rachael Ray that aired in syndication from September 18, 2006 to May 24, 2023. It was taped at Chelsea Television Studios in New York City and her home. In March 2023, it was confirmed that the 17th season would be its last.
by Wendysfg May 25, 2023