A form of almond butter that has a watery and gritty texture. Made from pure almonds, without sugar. May be confused with salad dressing because it's oily (DON'T put it on your lettuce). Very earthy and healthy but looks like something you might find stuck to the bottom of your shoe or the side of a dumpster. Made by the "Once Again" company and promoted by a knife-wielding raccoon called Rocky.
Stroker: I can't stop eating the raccoonbutter
Slick: I know, but it'll give you rabies
Snort: So smooth!
The act of punching someone in both eyes during sex giving them two black eyes and then stealing all of their valuable possessions.
Developed by man, but I believe this act will become more popular with prostitutes and/or other hired escorts.
Ex. 1: Nice night to go Raccooning. What say ye gents?
Ex. 2: So I hired this hooker. We were goin' at it just having a good time, Then out of nowhere she Raccooned me! Punched me in both eyes and took everything I had.