butt raccoons 

When 2 or more persons are rimming the ass in the dark and someone walks in on them!

Get away from that ass you butt raccoons

butt raccoons by Ethel Rosenbaum August 3, 2007

Raccoont 

somebody possessing beastial ugly looks and cunt-like behaviorisms.

someone: damn, that Shanee bitch is a real raccoont.

anyone listening: yea she is

Raccoont by dirtydorgy December 9, 2010

raccoonbutter 

A form of almond butter that has a watery and gritty texture. Made from pure almonds, without sugar. May be confused with salad dressing because it's oily (DON'T put it on your lettuce). Very earthy and healthy but looks like something you might find stuck to the bottom of your shoe or the side of a dumpster. Made by the "Once Again" company and promoted by a knife-wielding raccoon called Rocky.

Stroker: I can't stop eating the raccoonbutter
Slick: I know, but it'll give you rabies
Snort: So smooth!

raccoonbutter by Project_Gordie February 13, 2019

Raccooning 

The act of punching someone in both eyes during sex giving them two black eyes and then stealing all of their valuable possessions.

Developed by man, but I believe this act will become more popular with prostitutes and/or other hired escorts.

Ex. 1: Nice night to go Raccooning. What say ye gents?

Ex. 2: So I hired this hooker. We were goin' at it just having a good time, Then out of nowhere she Raccooned me! Punched me in both eyes and took everything I had.

Raccooning by Goin' Panda January 12, 2012

raccoons4life 

A very cool TikToker, who is a really good friend, very funny and EXTREMELY good at editing. If you are mutuals/friends with them, you should be very proud.

I am a mutual of raccoons4life!
Really?? Omg, that's so cool!! You should be very proud of yourself!

raccoons4life by Aydi June 11, 2021

raccoonating 

The process by which the skin under one's eyes becomes more and more purple as the amount of sleep they are deprived of increases.

It must be finals week, my eyes are totally raccoonating.

raccoonating by gotonull January 3, 2008

Raccooning 

Furiously scraping the bottom of a bowl to get every last morsel of a dish.

The group hadn't even finished ordering but Laura was already raccooning her ice cream cup.

Raccooning by Sdumas29 November 4, 2017