Raccoonism

The religion and way of the raccoon, headed by a raccoon pope, and followed by raccoonmen. We belive in raccjesus.

Hey Aiden have you heard of raccoonism?

Aiden: silence young one, join us or die.

by Raccoonmansolderhottercousin April 6, 2021

Raccoon

NATURE'S NINJA!

Red: OMG, a raccoon.
Raccoon: Konichiwa.
Red: NATURE'S NINJA!

by MixiM August 22, 2011

The Raccoons

The first animated show produced entirley in canada. Watched by entire families when aired. Ran from 1985 to 1991.

Hey, did you guys see The Raccoons last night?

by zartok-35 August 27, 2006

raccooning

When you are so tired, the bags under your eyes have bags.

Kelsey went out too late last night -- she's raccooning hard.

by Poley on the Pole June 18, 2018

Raccooner

A Raccooner doesn't have to ask what a Raccooner is. You are born as a Raccooner, if you don't know what it is, don't even bother asking. Raccooners always stay together and love scrumptious cheddars :raccNom:. They also have a liking for sophisticated words!

Would you consider yourself a Raccoon Enthusiast or/and Raccooner?
Of course, i have been a zealous Raccooner for life #FeelTheRampage
:handshake: :raccSmile:

by NotLatka July 14, 2021

Raccooned

To have sex in a dumpster while eating pizza out of a garbage bag

Last night, Dave left the bar hungry and met a chick behind a dumpster and they raccooned

by Damon K. April 16, 2020

Raccoon

A cute badass animal that is naturally bulletproof owning a pet raccoon makes you all powerful and all the girls will be on your dick they kill your enemies no questions asked and make a quick silent job of it the only way to kill a raccoon is to bless an ancient sword and stab it in the heart

Oh shit a Raccoon fucking run

by Raccoonlover May 29, 2019