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Raccooning 

When you laugh so hard you cry and smear your eyeliner and look like a raccoon
*watching random viral video*

Me: HAHAHAHAHAAH! OH NO! I'VE SMEARED MY MAKE UP! I'm RACCOONING!

You: ew.
Raccooning by manleeman June 14, 2011

Raccooning 

Someone who will sleep with anything is raccooning because they love to hunt for trash.
Did you see that guy? Phillip is raccooning again.

Raccooning 

When a female chooses to stand by (regardless of relationship or friendship) a man of low character i.e trash like or dumpster material
i.e. I can’t believe ceci choose to be friends with manny the wife beater, she is raccooning.
Raccooning by Txft June 18, 2020

raccooning 

“raccooning rn”
“ur what?”
raccooning by not oizys March 27, 2022

Raccooning 

Going down alleyways or streets looking for cool stuff people leave out on the curb to take home and clean up for yourself or to resell.
Big J: Ready to go raccooning Lil C? We might pick up some CRT TVs for retro gaming like last time.

Lil C: Let’s go, I saw someone left a vintage bike on their curb.
Raccooning by tommytambor November 10, 2022

Raccooning 

The act of someone coercing two raccoons to squeeze into their heiny hole.
Oh man last night I was raccooning and one of the little fellas hit just the right spot.
Raccooning by Y99crew April 22, 2023