awesome raccoons

Butt sex. Comes from the abbreviation of "butt sex" as B.S. Each letter was shifted back one in the alphabet to A.R. These letters were then turned into an acronym for "awesome raccoons" as a codeword or euphemism for "butt sex"

Joe likes awesome raccoons.

by maco1 September 19, 2006

Rockin Raccoons

a person who is the enemy of an awesome possum. Someone that gives you rabies just by looking at them. Someone who is not the best friend of the coolest person ever cause I am their favorite. I hate rockin raccoons.

{rockin raccoons}
{rabies}

by DEAL THE SEAL- twinkie June 14, 2010

Racoons rib rugs

Tits the same shape and length of a racoons tail that cling to the ribs like a thin rug

How was she? Great arse but she had racoons rib rugs and her box was like the mahove

by Working Class Hero November 25, 2020

Karate Raccoon

That one raccoon that lives in your yard that you can't get rid of because it knows karate. The only way to defeat it is by hiring Jack-Jack from The Incredibles or Kung fu panda to fight it.

I don't go into my yard anymore because a karate raccoon lives there.

by Tater_Taco July 13, 2020

raccoon mouth licker

An individual who is so crazy that they would lick a raccoon's mouth. Popular term used amongst individuals whom reside in bumblefuck.

Christyn: Hey, did you hear that Chris slept with my ex-boss?

Ellie: Boy howdy, that cougar slayer sure is a raccoon mouth licker!!

by Non-raccoon mouth licker March 25, 2008

Raccoon head

When a woman performs fellatio and doesn’t use enough saliva.

Damn homie my dick raw, she gave me that raccoon head!

by Donut Operator June 24, 2021

RaccoonEggs

RaccoonEggs is a YouTuber. He is known for his offensive humor, shocking jokes, and playing CS. His videos are commonly found on IFunny or reposted on Instagram. Raccoon usually attracts a dark, cynical audience, which matches his 'sick' sense of humor.

"I love RaccoonEggs, dude. He is so funny."
"I hate him. He is way too offensive."

by I Am Going To Hell October 10, 2018