rug

Something that really ties a room together.

The Dude: That rug really tied the room together, man.

The Big Lebowski

by Balfdor January 11, 2007

RUG?

Are you gay ?

Clarification sought by an observer of outwardly homosexual behaviour exhibited by tatooed British expatriate male living in Singapore, working in a male dominated industry. Occurs in "episodes" typically perpetrated in bars and clubs where attraction to (and of) transvestites is evident. Followed by periods of introspection and self examination leading to "closet" activities that are dangerous if they occur in mens changing rooms. Inner rage an conflict leads to facial distortion resembling grotesque elfin creature of folklore.

If you see a Goblin observing you in an affectionate manner, ask it: "RUG?"

by Andy Mathieson September 29, 2004

rug

The hairy beast surrounding the vaginal orifice.

Usually munched by a muncher of rugs.

I sucked on that rug so hard that when her pubes came out I used them as floss.

by Wang Hang Lo June 16, 2003

Rugged

Tall, dark, handsome, a real go-getter. Usually quite buff, has just the right amount of stubble and can stare the pants off most women.

Damn PhiL Wilson is so rugged. Oooo the things I'd do to him if no one was watching...

by Lala-x March 28, 2016

rug

Pubic hair. It has been recognized that often a person's pubic hair is the same colour as his or her eyebrows.

Hola baby, does the rug match the curtains?

by ian January 21, 2004

rugged

a very universal adjective used to describe anything that is extremely awesome, badass, or insane.

"Dude, I just had sex with this hella hot mom named Sharon!"

"Hmmm, Sharon? That's really fuckin' rugged. I can't even describe it. I am jealous."

by J-dubbles May 21, 2004

rug

The fake hair-piece that an old, bald individual would wear.

"His rug few off in the windstorm." What a gay definition, wtf u look this up for you stupid shit?!

by MF September 3, 2002