Rub me off

What stupid people stay instead of saying he rub me the wrong way.

Bob: Man that guy was weird. He rub me off the wrong way.
Joe: Hahahahaha
Bob: huh?

by nonyafckingbusiness June 28, 2011

rub one off

To Masterbate, Rubbing the genitals in a stick like fasion

P.S Daniel, Jamie And Luke All Have Small Penis

Man, I'm Getting really hard and big, i need to rub one off

by Tim Case October 16, 2003

Rub one off

Masturbation that ends up on somebody else.

Hector tried to rub one off on an exotic looking girl's tits at a ranch in California, but Jesus put one in the back of his head down by the river for what he did so that nobody in town would find his body and have it drawn and quartered.

by Solid Mantis April 9, 2019

ruboff

When you squawk like a chicken and rub on someone’s genitalia

Hey I would love it if you did a ruboff

by American apple November 7, 2021