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Ronda

Ronda is a cunning web-spinner that will weave her way into your life at your lowest times. She will try to manipulate you into believing her world is full of woe when in fact it is nothing but lies.

A Ronda will take whatever she wants and doesn’t mind the cost, even if she has to sacrifice her own childrens’ happiness.

Once she has your husband or your boyfriend, she still won’t be satisfied. She will keep flirting and mentally and emotionally having affairs with as many men that will pay attention to her. If you’re not giving her 24/7 of your undivided, she will stray. Even then she will.
“Be careful of Rondas. They will wrap you in their sticky web until you can’t escape and still want three more!”

“Dude, did you see Ronda? Isn’t she with that lady’s ex husband now?”
“Yeah she is, but she has two other boyfriends on the side!”
by anonymooosed_ October 31, 2022
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Ronda

The Florida version of a Karen, named after Florida Gov. Ron DeSantis based on his mentally unstable emotional outbursts towards any normal person that doesn't agree with his radicalized views.
Normal Person #1: Did you notice down in Florida, they label everything they don't like as "woke" and ban it, instead of solving really issues?

Normal Person #2 That's because the conservative party in charge in Florida has to be at "war" without someone or something all the time, and they mindlessly follow the orders of their Dictator in charge Gov. Ron DeSantis.

Normal Person 1: They need to stop acting like Karen's and start solving real issues.

Normal Person 2: Being that they are in Florida, I think you mean they need to stop acting like a Ronda.

Normal Person #1: I stand corrected.
by Carochio March 20, 2023
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Ronda Rousey'd

When you only last 48 seconds while boneing
Eugene-"I took this girl home from a party and I Ronda Rousey'd her"
Jarl-" damn bro that's embarrassing"
by AngelumUmbras January 3, 2017
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Ronda Rousey

Ronda Rousey is an American mixed martial artist that GOT KNOCKED THE FUCK OUT by Holly Holm.
Ronda Rousey: Doesn't shake gloves with Holly Holm.
Holly Holm: Knocks her out at the end anyways.

DAMN! YOU GOT KNOCKED THE FUCK OUT!
by itzibitsy January 21, 2016
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Ronda Rousey'ed

To get knocked out in a devastating fashion, which makes you seemingly disappear off the face of the Earth in embarrassment; before the knockout you were cocky, disrespectful, and you thought your were invincible.
That fighter is too cocky and disrespectful, I hope he gets Ronda Rousey'ed in his next fight!
by Chris Veritas March 21, 2016
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Ronda Rousey

Ronda Jean Rousey is an American mixed martial artist, judoka, and actress. Ronda was the 1st female UFC champion and held the belt until Holly Holm KOd her with a thunderous head kick.
Ronda Rousey has a fine body and awesome tits!
by Donald Cowboy Cerrone October 12, 2017
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Ronda Rousey'd

The act in when you get kicked in the lower jaw, resulting in you getting KO'd by your opponent. A side effect may include a look of disarray in the face.
Dude 1: Hey, man... watch your kicks!
Dude 2: Sorry, Bro.
Dude 1: Yeah, man. I'm not trying to get Ronda Rousey'd

kicked knocked the fuck out KO'd
by Dallen-0 Awesome March 19, 2016
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