rofg

Short for rolling on the floor grieving.

Rob: Dude my mom just died.
Bob: ROFG

by Noggy May 16, 2008

romford

as a so called 'greebo' by the person mentioned above, i would also stand up for romford and for the 'greebos', we really arnt the ones lowering the tone of the place...or the ones slagging it off (there are far worse places in essex!)

...r.i.p. secrets....

by Trig March 3, 2005

romft

Roll on my fucking time.

A Royal Navy expression uttered in times of stupid orders or situations. Basically, it is wishful thinking on the utterers behalf that he will soon be out of the Navy.

Petty Officer: "You there, repaint the bulkhead a different colour."

Sailor, (under his breath): "Romft

by Peter Couch November 7, 2004

ROMG!!!

Raccoons Oh My God!!!!

ROMG!!! THERE ARE SO MANY RACCOONS HERE!

by Alexa Manley June 9, 2009

Romford Hold

A local town located in east London renowned for its plane enthusiasts. When a plane is on approach to London Heathrow, it is often put into a holding pattern at around 12000 feet above romford.

Plane enthusiasts are renowned for relocated their home to romford as it is the ideal place for a spotter.

Jamie: "Have you seen Mark anywhere recently I haven't seen him in a while?"
Paul: "No afraid not, I heard he move down to romford with his family to watch the planes in the romford hold"

by battlefield19422 April 30, 2013

rofgfa

Rolling on floor gasping for air.

When you told me that my BFF, Derek married my little brother, Kegan stationed at Camp Lejeune: on base, by a Chaplin I was rofgfa!

by Guido1 January 27, 2012

ROMFFLMMFAO

internet slang..literally translates to rolling on the mother fucking floor laughing my mother fucking ass off...

it originated with just "rofl" <i>(rolling on floor laughing)</i>

<i>JohnDoe5150</i> yeah bro, yesterday mike hawked a loogie on josh's head, and i was ROMFFLMMFAO!

by maria wuornos October 14, 2004