rolfes

to wreck, destroy, defeat, or leave in shambles

I hit a deer last night, and it totally rolfesed my car.

by Gordon Brewer May 23, 2005

Rolf!

The noise you make when you slip on ice in a parking lot, but don't quite fall.

I can't wait to get the new...Rolf!

by Evan O'Day December 30, 2008

Rolf

An annoying show off who thinks he is cool.Most Rolfs like to climb thing to impress people.Are usually cute,blonde and short and from Finland. They will ruin their lives by trying to be cool.

Look at that guy climbing a tree,he is being such a Rolf.
I know he is such a dork.

by bearcupcake November 05, 2011

Rolf

a very sexy goddess

wow have you seen that guy his name is rolf

by OFFICIAL ROLF FAN CLUB December 12, 2019

[rolf]

rolled on the laughing floor

we were on e then billy rolfed

by sexy tyme August 13, 2007

ROLF

(ar`o`el`ef) v. abbr. Roll Over Laughing, Floorless, 1. to find something so funny that one loses all sense of time and space and drops into the abyss, 2. inability to properly key internet acronyms (short forms) because one finds something so funny.

"ROLF. wuz dat ever funny ... er ... i mean ROFL. ogm. cant believe i said that ... er ... i mean omg. oll. cant spel laffin so hard ... er ... i mean lol"

by Lane May 01, 2004

Rolfe

Is a combination of a souffle and remalade. A delicious pastry dish mingled with a french marmalade thrown into a poor argument to remind you of the delicious flavours of France.

"One Direction are better than the Beatles"

"End your life now and leave the Internet"

"Why should I, Rolfe. One direction rules"

by zoerunner August 09, 2012