A Roberts is usually very bold and courageous, but reserved. These people can be hot-headed, or have a super short temper. They are funny, kind, smart and logical too
A Roberts is a human with a massive shlong. It doesn't matter if it's your first or last name. But if your first name is Grace it's different. She is the best person in the world along with the funniest. The only person who is better is if there name is Grace Eve Roberts. Then you should be kissing they're feet because they are royalty. Again huge dong bigger than your arm.
I'm adopted ,but my dingleling is huge. My real parent must be Roberts.
A Roberts has a meter long, swinging, galloping cock which drags across the floor when he stands up. Is 6 foot 5 tall with a chiseled jawline, and is drowning in pussy. Some believe the amount of women who want him and his schlong is a curse. Genius when it comes to comedy, and at his prime when it comes to making attractive women laugh. Although being a heterosexual, Roberts is in a loving relationship with a Josh.
In French argot, Roberts are slang for giant tits. As in boobs larger than one hand can take care of satisfactorily. Usually causes slight unease in the partner for not knowing what to do/how to handle and please them.
Man, her Roberts were so humongous, while I fucked her from behind I felt so inept when I tried to massage her boobs at the same time - they were too enormous!