Nightmare before rizzmas

When you were gonna rizz people up the next day but you lost all your rizz to a bad dream

Guy 1: “Damn I was gonna pick up some bitches today but a nightmare threw me off my game”
Guy 2: “that’s what I call nightmare before rizzmas

by iwjenfi January 25, 2023

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Father Rizzmas

He pulls with his big jiggly belly
In this workshop, elves don’t make the toys.

They are the toys

A person with mystical levels of rizz

Bro’s got father rizzmas levels of rizz

by Fatherrizzmas January 16, 2023

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Last Rizzmas I gave you my gyatt and the very next day you got fanum taxed, this year to save me from mewing I'll give it to someone rizzful

Song cover by a Generation Alpha kid (Gen A) of "Last Christmas" by Wham!, also known as George Michael and instrumentalist Andrew Ridgeley.
The cover includes Generation Alpha/Generation Z slang such as, gyatt, rizz, fanum tax, and mewing.

Gen A: "Last Rizzmas I gave you my gyatt and the very next day you got fanum taxed, this year to save me from mewing I'll give it to someone rizzful"

Every other gen: "What." 💀

by @CCC123 December 17, 2023

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Last Rizzmas

LAST RIZZMAS I GAVE YOU MY GYATT BUT THE VERY NEXT DAY YOU GOT FANUM TAXED THIS RIZZMAS TO SAVE ME FROM MEWING I GIVE IT TO SOMEONE RIZZY (RIZZY)

Last Rizzmas is the best song ever

by SuckMyNutz42069 December 13, 2024

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Rizzaster

When your 15 friend Jose gets a random message from a wrong number, decides to respond to it, and ends up getting a 37 year old milf date with an asian girl

ITS A RIZZASTER!!!

by Niggatheballer September 25, 2023

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