Riding Dirty

Chris- " Rachel dumped Matt!"
Brad- "Why? Was he riding dirty?"
Chris- "Yes"
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Operating one's luxury SUV or high-end sedan without utilizing factory-provided seatbelts.
"I had just ironed my shirt, so I made sure that I was riding dirty on my way to picking up some organic papayas from Whole Foods."
by UrbanDC February 01, 2008
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When you take a huge dump, and either run out of toilet paper or otherwise neglect to wipe your anus as sung about by the rapper "Chamillionaire" in his song "Ridin' Dirty."
Karl Blessing can frequently be observed riding dirty, as is evident by the fact that he smells like shit.
by seymour buttz April 19, 2006
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To snowboard or ski without a pass or on someone else's seasons pass.
Yo, Ian got busted trying to use Nicole's seasons ski pass last weekend. LOL, he was riding dirty as a girly man.
by Obutter April 03, 2012
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When the length of a male's pubic hair surpasses the length of said male's penis.
"Hey man, do you think Charles is riding dirty?"
by Rotag McNeily August 31, 2006
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(verb)
1. to drive around without a purpose while wearing a flat brim hat
2. to be a douchebag while wearing a flat brim hat
3. to pack bombs with Lombardo while wearing a flat brim hat
4. to go to C-Block while wearing a flat brim hat
1. DUUUUUG, we ridin' dirty friday?
2. DUUUUUG, check out Riggz ridin' dirty with dem beat bids
3. DUUUUUG, Quiggins was ridin' dirty just last week when we were away
4. DUUUUUG, I just had spanish, its time to RIDE DIRTY brigga
by Lax Dragoon April 12, 2010
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* Refers to a game played between friends where points are earned for succefully having sexual intercourse with extremely obese women without being caught by one's friends. If a participant is caught during this horrific act points are taken away and added to the finders point total. These women only qualify if their obesity is comperable to the fat women featured in Spencer's gag cards.

* The Chamillionaire song "Ridin'" was created to commemorate a specific instance where the artist won this game by sexually pleasuring a morbidly rotund transvestite. This event led to additional (bonus) points for Chamillionare which gave him a solid lead and eventuallty a win in a game between him and his friends.

My friends caught me riding dirty. Now I need too sleep with six fat bitches in order to win.
by John Ben August 24, 2006
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