He knew as soon as he entered the sexual refractory period that he had made a horrible, horrible mistake.
by MFaussie January 16, 2018
Get the sexual refractory period mug.Cum deflectors are also know to the general public as "glasses". They are primarily used to aid the nerdy/ visually impaired see clearly. They are not limited to improving vision, they also serve as protection. Nerds and girls use them to deflect incoming cum. It keeps it out of the eyes, leaving nerds happy to continue readiing.
Hey joe, did you get a new pair of cum deflectors? they sure are trendy!
Good thing you were wearing your cum deflectors or you'd have an eye full!
Good thing you were wearing your cum deflectors or you'd have an eye full!
by joe schlongmore March 10, 2011
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A photo in which you can see the photographer in a reflection. The photo is not intended to be a selfie.
Gigi: Hey, you want to hang out?
Bob: I can't. I'm fixing my car. Look. (Sends photo of car.)
Gigi: Cool. And nice legs, by the way! I can see them in the reflection from the bumper.
Bob: Oh what?! I sent you a reflectie?! Dammly.
Bob: I can't. I'm fixing my car. Look. (Sends photo of car.)
Gigi: Cool. And nice legs, by the way! I can see them in the reflection from the bumper.
Bob: Oh what?! I sent you a reflectie?! Dammly.
by fudgery January 12, 2016
Get the reflectie mug.Another bullshit assignment given to students by nursing professors. Normally completed before the care plan is due. It is meant to reflect your own feelings about a certain situation, but we all know half that shit is made up.
by A. Orta February 25, 2011
Get the Reflective Analysis mug.i) A shiny material used to protect one's knees from the rigours of time.
ii) Two words said in the privacy of a man's attic solely for the purpose of expressing one's utter denial of reality.
ii) Two words said in the privacy of a man's attic solely for the purpose of expressing one's utter denial of reality.
I cannot find my soul deflector. you there- place something upon your head or i shall have it removed by the powers that be.
by Some giddy idiot January 8, 2007
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Get the wahmen respector mug.A seemingly-ordinary photo which contains nudity, hidden in a surface reflection somewhere.
The exhibitionist strips down, takes a photo containing a shiny object somewhere, and then posts the photo in a public online forum. Some reflectoporn is true fetish -- it gives the exhibitionist the same thrill as flashing strangers in public -- but much of it is done as a joke.
Typically, reflectoporn is posted in the form of an eBay auction item. The listing is for a tea set and includes lots of high-resolution photos. And then after the photos get passed around by giggling bloggers all over the world, the auctioner claims to be "shocked and embarrassed" to learn that -- oh, no! -- the highly-polished silver teakettle <i>actually</i> reflected his willie! And right when he just happened to be fondling himself, too! Talk about awful luck!
The exhibitionist strips down, takes a photo containing a shiny object somewhere, and then posts the photo in a public online forum. Some reflectoporn is true fetish -- it gives the exhibitionist the same thrill as flashing strangers in public -- but much of it is done as a joke.
Typically, reflectoporn is posted in the form of an eBay auction item. The listing is for a tea set and includes lots of high-resolution photos. And then after the photos get passed around by giggling bloggers all over the world, the auctioner claims to be "shocked and embarrassed" to learn that -- oh, no! -- the highly-polished silver teakettle <i>actually</i> reflected his willie! And right when he just happened to be fondling himself, too! Talk about awful luck!
by Rotter May 13, 2005
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