V. (as in "you've been ranted")
Ranting:
-the act of responding to a comment using the current topic and then segueing into other subject matter with the intent of being humorous and/or annoying. Most effective when done to the 4th or 5th "power"
Ranting:
-the act of responding to a comment using the current topic and then segueing into other subject matter with the intent of being humorous and/or annoying. Most effective when done to the 4th or 5th "power"
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Guy #1: It's a sarcastic take on Godzilla and Japanese art
Guy #2: Did the Japanese find this offensive?
Guy #3: (who randomly chanced upon said conversation)
Do Japanese people find sarcasm offensive? what kind of question is that? That's like asking if burning the carcasses of dead cats can be perceived as cruel! Sure, normal people could care less, but is it really necessary? And also, does the burning of said cats negate their chances of going to heaven? Have we condemned the lives of millions of millions of felines into the black oblivion that is hell? But another thing to consider is, do they even DESERVE to go to heaven? Most cats I know are anti-social and will bite you if you rub their fur the wrong way. Why can't they be more like dogs and just be content with the ability to lick their own balls? People spend YEARS trying to learn this ability, what do you think yoga is meant for? Flexibility is one of the most understated abilities of the human body and is often neglected. What many don't understand is that by working to become more flexible they not only decrease the chance of injury but increase the ability to gain lean muscle. You've been ranted.
Guy #1: It's a sarcastic take on Godzilla and Japanese art
Guy #2: Did the Japanese find this offensive?
Guy #3: (who randomly chanced upon said conversation)
Do Japanese people find sarcasm offensive? what kind of question is that? That's like asking if burning the carcasses of dead cats can be perceived as cruel! Sure, normal people could care less, but is it really necessary? And also, does the burning of said cats negate their chances of going to heaven? Have we condemned the lives of millions of millions of felines into the black oblivion that is hell? But another thing to consider is, do they even DESERVE to go to heaven? Most cats I know are anti-social and will bite you if you rub their fur the wrong way. Why can't they be more like dogs and just be content with the ability to lick their own balls? People spend YEARS trying to learn this ability, what do you think yoga is meant for? Flexibility is one of the most understated abilities of the human body and is often neglected. What many don't understand is that by working to become more flexible they not only decrease the chance of injury but increase the ability to gain lean muscle. You've been ranted.
by Rico Sauve 7243 June 25, 2010
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Get the ranter mug.Ravtej is a type of guy who irritates a lot ,making jokes but no one laughs at that and people call him the (Punjabi Lombdi )cause he has brains but doesn't use it and also troubles people in schools but a good person. He not the best guy but a good guy.
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Get the ravtej mug.Though some actually make sense, most do not. Typically, a ranter is someone who beats the crap out of something or someone else for either a)making fun of something or b) not living up to their personal standards.
These people have a tendancy to point out that other people against their beliefs and thoughts are uneducated, in the meanwhile mispelling the crap out of their words; like the ever popular 'your',and 'you're'. If you're lucky, you'll see the occasional 'are' and 'our' mistake, but thats rare game. If you are reading an article/post/comment or any other type of expression on the internet whose author meets the standards of an illeterate pile of doo-doo that is pulling the "Oh, come OOOOON" whine fest, please let them know that no body cares and they should "keep their day job", or if its really bad "find a day job".
Thank you.
Keep in mind: not all ranters are bad, some actually "rant" about something appropriate. I leave it in your hands to lable a rant as appropriate or not and to take care of it if need be.
These people have a tendancy to point out that other people against their beliefs and thoughts are uneducated, in the meanwhile mispelling the crap out of their words; like the ever popular 'your',and 'you're'. If you're lucky, you'll see the occasional 'are' and 'our' mistake, but thats rare game. If you are reading an article/post/comment or any other type of expression on the internet whose author meets the standards of an illeterate pile of doo-doo that is pulling the "Oh, come OOOOON" whine fest, please let them know that no body cares and they should "keep their day job", or if its really bad "find a day job".
Thank you.
Keep in mind: not all ranters are bad, some actually "rant" about something appropriate. I leave it in your hands to lable a rant as appropriate or not and to take care of it if need be.
Ranter 1: Your all a bunch of wannabe haterz that dont kno to keep there thoughts to themselves because my artsy friends are where itz at yo.
Ranter 2:-insert stereotype- people are original and anyone against them should take there heads out of they're buts and get and uducation.
Ranter 2:-insert stereotype- people are original and anyone against them should take there heads out of they're buts and get and uducation.
by Kelland March 14, 2008
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