R Kelly 

DA KNEEGA WHO PEESSSED ON KIDS

I just pulled an R Kelly on your mother

R Kelly by YuRi TaRdEDDDDDD October 28, 2019

r kelly 

A r & b artist who wrote catchy hits such as " I believe I can fly " and "Feeling on your booty". He also alledgedly had sexual intercourse with a few minors.

R kelly says " They try to charge me but Im not guiillttyy"

r kelly by pootytang March 12, 2003

R Kelly 

Used in Street Fighter to describe the act of winning a round by Perfect, since the winner's health meter stays yellow and the win icon is denoted by a P i.e. the winner P'd on the opponent.

1. Damn, he lost the final round by R Kelly.
2. Crap, I got double R Kelly'd.

R Kelly by DJ Totoro September 8, 2009

R kelly 

A dude given people golden showere

Jenny: James guess what i got a R kelly

James; i know i gave it to you

R kelly by Fuckerindapussy4 May 14, 2017

R Kelly 

child molester...
shit rapper...

GUY #1: "Dude that homie has can't rap..."
GUY #2: "Who the fuck is that little boy?"
GUY #1: "That's his wife..."

R Kelly by wez-1 September 4, 2005

R Kelly 

Someone who is quite obviously gay, but continues to live as a straight person, often backing themselves into corners through heterosexual marriage and procreation. Like R. Kelly they are "Trapped in the Closet."

1. That guy's kids are gonna be so messed up when their dad comes out.
2. No way, he's so R Kelly that all his kids will think is that their dad is a pansy.

1. Tom Cruise is so gay. Why doesn't he just come out?
2. Cause he's a crazy Scientologist. Dude's gonna be R Kelly for the rest of his life.

R Kelly by Fredrich von Hollern September 5, 2009

R Kelly 

A person who is sentenced to 30 years in prison

Person 1:you know r Kelly was sentenced to prison…
Person2: wth 😭

R Kelly by Twizzy ya boi June 29, 2022