Queeter

Those little chunks in a piece of poop that look like corn.

Man my shit last night wsa so full of queeter!

by Joecrazy January 6, 2008

queettle

A way to describe a livestreamer who doesn't know what they're doing.

Dude, please stop being a queettle on your livestreams. It makes you look like an idiot.

by Dixdixdixdixdix May 16, 2016

queet

Especially viscous and tangy vaginal fluid produced by females immediately before and during powerful orgams.

That bitch got queet all over me!

by TheBraeden August 7, 2006

Qweet

when you accidently let something inappropriate out on the internet, and everyone knows it just happens sometimes.

anthony weiner qweeted his package to the world!

by godlessgoddess June 24, 2014

qweet

When one's mouth cannot decide between using the words cool and/or cute and sweet and/or neat because the event/object/person etc. is THAT freakin' amazing.

Ryland: "Man, remember that time that Jimmy jumped off the school roof, flipped and actually landed on his feet?"

Eris: "You mean the time when he had the balloons and water wings?"

Ryland: "No, that time he painted his whole body green and chugged the beer right before he jumped!"

Eris: "Oh yeah man, that was so totally qweet."

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Randie: "So Josh and I went out on our first date last night. He took me out dancing, we had chinese for dinner and then we went to the Drive In. And after all three movies were over we went to Tim Hortons for coffee and talked for like three hours."

Jayne: "Wow, I'm jealous. Your new boyfriend is so queet."

by Commander Mander May 22, 2008

queet

Quack tweet. Any tweet about or containing mention of a duck.

Often the result of accidental autocorrects of the word 'fuck.'

"Did you see Sarah's queet about her new duck buddy? Do you think it lives in her bathtub?"

"I think that was an accidental queet..."

by eternitea March 27, 2021

queet

A person who fills a bathtub with water with the intention of sitting in said tub and farting so the bubbles will tickle their chode.

Phil loves sitting in the tub and letting his fart bubbles tickle his taint. What a queet.

by Mr. Johnson January 14, 2008