quoaf

Alternate spelling of quofe.

noun: Penile flatulence (air or gas escaping from the penis through the urethra), a.k.a. a dick fart.

verb: To emit penile flatulence.

ETYMOLOGY: "Quofe" is the male form of queef.

NOTE: Quofes are a rare phenomenon compared to queefs because it is much harder for air to become stuck in a man's urethra than in a woman's comparatively larger vagina. Quofes occur most frequently after a catheter has been inserted into the penis and removed, leaving air trapped in the bladder or urethra.

After Reginald's catheter was removed, whenever he tried to take a piss, he would quoaf and splatter urine everywhere.

by fauxbourdon December 28, 2005

Quotaholic

That jackass that thinks *they* are funny because they can memorize the most quotes from will farrell (or other similar style) movies. Usually tends to wear out the quotes until they aren't funny.

"You've got a dirty, whorish mouth, that's what you have."
"I love lamp." and "Shake and bake lolz!1" are all *hillarious* things you can expect to hear from a quotaholic every day.

by DannTheCowboy March 4, 2008

Quoane

When a patient gets difficult you quoane him.

Man that old guy in room 178 was being super aggressive so we had to quoane him.

by pwned13337lolololol January 23, 2009

Quotathon

A conversation characterized by a majority of quotes from a particular movie or show.

B: we seriously just talked for an entire hour using just Simpsons quotes...

A: I know, that Simpsons quotathon was almost better than the lebowski quotathon I had with coworkers last week.

B: right?! I love hanging with Don, he's such a quotewhore

by Docthree October 3, 2014

Quotationist

A term to define individuals whose quotes have impacted others in one way or another, and is well renowned for their ability with words - particularly putting inspirational quotes together.

Rupert: Hey Ed, I need some advice.
Ed: What's up, man?
Rupert: I don't know whether I should go to this party tonight or not..
Ed: As the famous quotationist Jakub Ertel said "Do what you feel, not what you think."
Rupert: Thanks, man. Let's go!

by yungkobayashi November 11, 2018

twitter quota

The amount of tweets you have to to post in order to stay active and keep your followers satisfied.

Damn, I didn't meet my Twitter quota I might lose a follower.

by RuBandz April 6, 2015

dick quota

The amount of interaction with penises required to satisfy someone who thirsts for dick.

Although her OKCupid profile says "bisexual", men are advised to move along since it clearly states she has satisfied her dick quota.

by grakka May 30, 2016