quiznos

The most expensive sandwiches in the universe.

I went to quiznos with the money I used after selling my kidney. I still came up $12 short.

by Jared Fogel August 03, 2006

quiznos

If you enjoy cannabis, this has to be one of the best places to grab a tasty snack to satisfy the munchies.

Being a sub jockey at quiznos has to be among the top-ten jobs to have if you smoke; right up there with musician or entrepreneur. Especially if noone ever comes into the store and the boss is rarely, if ever, present.

If you have eaten at a quiznos on Route 40 in howard county there is a high probability that your sub was made by one who enjoys to toke the smoke.

by Alien probe-meat May 13, 2006

quiznos

A sandwich chain with no customers and 50 tables.

If it wasn't for that neon sign I wouldn't have known Quiznos was still open.

by not yet cured April 29, 2007

quiznos

the place with those rat things with human face parts, pirate hats, that make you piss yourself every time they come on the tv.

see spongemonkey

by allievmarie February 14, 2004

Quiznoed

(v.) Being high; While 'toasted' Derived from the Quizno commercial "Toasty."

Man, I just smoked a splif and I'm quiznoed!

by meowmixer May 21, 2007

Quizno

1. A Delicious Oven Toasted Sub
2. The marks left in a toilet after flushing a crap
3. A Big Jerk

Whos the quizno that left the quizno in the toilet.

by John March 10, 2005

quiznos rat

That creepy lookin' thing that sings about subs on the quiznos commercials

Damn, that Steve Barber is creepier lookin' than a quiznos rat!!

by Chaich February 13, 2004