quipster

1. A queer hipster; putting the word queer and hipster together.

2. A snobby lesbian, gay, bisexual, transgender, or queer (LGBTQ) individual who enjoys indie or underground music, frequents coffee shops and bookstores, shops at thrift stores, wears Toms shoes, big-framed glasses, cardigans, turtle-neck shirts, blazers, fedoras, carries around old-school cameras, watches Wes Anderson films, arrogantly spews out their philosophies, etc.

The quipster took off his fedora, grabbed his Polaroid camera, and took an angled photo of a tree while listening to his iPod playing a band you've probably never heard of.

Girl 1: Oh my gosh! I love Tegan and Sara! They're an amazing band.
Quipster: I liked Tegan and Sara before they were cool and mainstream, which makes me cool. You're so lame. Everyone is so lame.

Lesbian 1: Dude, check out the cute dyke in the vest!
Lesbian 2: You mean the quipster playing the ukelele and harmonica?

by Chelicopter June 9, 2011

sour apple quickstep

Delightful euphamism for diarrhoea

'Your wife is taking rather a long time in the powder room.'
'Yes I'm afraid she's dancing the sour apple quickstep tonight'

by Toni J January 14, 2008

quakster

A duck-based solution used mainly for cleaning up clogged intertubes.

That site could definitely use some more quakster.

by tha tru q April 26, 2009

Backdoor Green Apple Quicksteps

Diarrhea. Specifically, the gut wrenching stomach twisting kind of diarrhea that results from an over-indulgence of green apples or food poisoning. It's characterized by arapid and often unexpected onset.

That meal gave me a bad case of the backdoor green apple quicksteps.

by (]ieHar[) May 14, 2009

Quikster

Verb. To destroy a company from within by making a completely bone-headed & out-of-touch business decision.

"Bank of America completely quikstered themselves with that $5 monthly debit card fee. You better sell your shares now if you still have any."

by Kremlin Hotline October 25, 2011

quickster

Being able to get girls in the sack quick.

Did you see that quickster in action? It only took him 5 minutes to get that girl to his bedroom.

by pimpdaddybigdick August 30, 2007

Querkster

A mocking term given to people who define themselve as "random" or "querky."

Querksters are people who proclaim them selves to be random or a bit of a character but in most cases are usually not very funny or interesting at all. Self proclamation is a big part of the word as a querkster is very self absorbed, almost always refering or talking about themselve.

Querksters often reffer to the rest of the world as normal people, this indirectly indicats to others that they are different or special, giving them a false sense of individuality.

"Querky" or "random" facebook statuses can usually be an indicator to wether that person is a Querkster.

Kelly: "I could totally be a cyborg unicorn if I wanted to..... I'm not normal"

John: "Fuck off Kelly stop being a Querkster..."

by poparopari May 12, 2014