Yolo Queue

A combination of "solo queue" and "YOLO". Yolo queue is a serious gamble one takes when playing a competitive online game in which a player enters a team game by them self and risks obtaining obstinate idiots for teammates instead of well acquainted, confidently good players (such as the player's friends). Loss and frustration are sure to occur after yolo queuing.

Person A: "Hey man we need one more player on our team. Wanna join?"
Person B: "Nah man I feel like doing some yolo queue. Wish me luck."

by TheMiddleFingerOfJesus March 23, 2013

faux queue

noun phrase: A slow line at a store checkout, the cause of one's being faux queued.
verb: to cause one to be faux queued by inordinately slowing down the progress of the checkout line.
expletive: see example

noun phrase: I was caught in a faux queue caused by a little old lady who insisted on paying with exact change, which she knew she had somewhere in her purse....

verb: Why did that little old lady have to faux queue me when I was already so late for my appointment?

expletive: ME TO LITTLE OLD LADY: Faux queue, old lady! LITTLE OLD LADY TO ME: Faux queue too, young man!

by Karl Pfeifer August 17, 2006

Solo queue

Whenever a person queues for a game in a ranked online game such as League of Legends or Counter-Strike: Global Offensive alone (as opposed to playing with friends or friends of friends). People who do this typically run into the issue of having incompetent teammates or going up against a premade opposing team.

Person A: Dude, I just solo queued a cs game in mm and got deranked because I got matched with a team full of friends and my team didn't know what they were doing.
Person B: That sucks bro, next time invite me so we can duo queue and carry next time.

by _Wes June 13, 2015

Dan Queeds

Dan Queeds (Dan Queed, Daniel Queeds, or Daniel Richard Queeds) is a slang term for high quality or expensive marijuana

The term originated out of Cranbrook Upper School in Bloomfield Hills, Michigan. It's roots come from the homonym between the name "Dan Queeds" and the expression "Dank Weeds".

"Man, I've heard that Zach has been chilling with Dan Queeds around the clock lately."

by GucciManeDaFlip February 15, 2010

Solo Queue

Getting into a game alone which increases the risks of getting dumb team mates.

Solo queue? more like get demoted because of dumb team mates.

by Ignore_My_Name June 11, 2017

queuesink

(verb-strong) the act of manipulating a shared electronic queue to the detriment of others in the queue.

Whenever I put Gilligan's Island at the head of our queue, I worry that someone will queuesink me.

by flexmeister January 27, 2010

jump the queue

To jump the queue means to enter a queue or line at any position other than the end.

Mostly used in Britain and Australia. In the US they say 'cut in line'.

Excuse me, I'm in a bit of a hurry. Could I please jump the queue.

by Alex200993 January 10, 2012