QUELF

When you touch your own "private parts" then without cleaning, explaining or warning, touch someone else, preferably on their face.

I was so mad at my sister, Julie, I have been quelfing her for weeks!

Dang, my boss pissed me off so I quelfed him right before he ate his lunch. Sucka!

by Boo James November 11, 2009

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Quelfing

When you touch your own "private parts" then without cleaning, explaining or warning, touch someone else, preferably on their face.

Quelfing - When you touch your own "private parts" then without cleaning, explaining or warning, touch someone else, preferably on their face.

by ricky0144 November 14, 2010

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Adjective; Noun; Verb;

1) Synonymous term for substantial homoeroticism, circumventing more common terms such, as queer, gay, homo, etc.

2) Emasculating "Elfs" by fusing the term with the word "Queer"

3) Ranking philologically between butt-pirate and fairy.

Adjective:

Wow, those pink christmas decorations are completely quelf.

Noun:

P1: Did you see Charles staring and Rodney's ass?
P2: Yeah....he always brushes up against me...
P1: If I wouldn't know any better I'd say he's an ass-pirate
P2: I hear ya, he's more of a quelf.

Verb:

P1: Quit quelfing in the luchroom homes!
P2: Sorry, the way you stroke that coke machine gets me all hot and bothered...

by Denise Sirkot November 26, 2010

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