QUELF

When you touch your own "private parts" then without cleaning, explaining or warning, touch someone else, preferably on their face.

I was so mad at my sister, Julie, I have been quelfing her for weeks!

Dang, my boss pissed me off so I quelfed him right before he ate his lunch. Sucka!

by Boo James November 11, 2009

Quelfing

When you touch your own "private parts" then without cleaning, explaining or warning, touch someone else, preferably on their face.

Quelfing - When you touch your own "private parts" then without cleaning, explaining or warning, touch someone else, preferably on their face.

by ricky0144 November 16, 2010

quelf

kwelf
Adjective; Noun; Verb;

1) Synonymous term for substantial homoeroticism, circumventing more common terms such, as queer, gay, homo, etc.

2) Emasculating "Elfs" by fusing the term with the word "Queer"

3) Ranking philologically between butt-pirate and fairy.

Adjective:

Wow, those pink christmas decorations are completely quelf.

Noun:

P1: Did you see Charles staring and Rodney's ass?
P2: Yeah....he always brushes up against me...
P1: If I wouldn't know any better I'd say he's an ass-pirate
P2: I hear ya, he's more of a quelf.

Verb:

P1: Quit quelfing in the luchroom homes!
P2: Sorry, the way you stroke that coke machine gets me all hot and bothered...

by Denise Sirkot November 28, 2010

Quelf

Vaginal flatulence from an elf or midget.

Laura quelfed her yoga pants while playing her stupid game.

by Randal907 November 24, 2018

Quelf

To fart with your dick

My friend Alec quelfed in class, and everyone shot him to death.

by Big.woofer January 15, 2021