quelch

n/v to fart or pass flachalence

(n)
Wow, I never want to be in the car with JackRat when he fishbowls his quelches! Stuff makes me gag...
(v)

Sometimes when I quelch whilst sitting with my legs closed, the air bubbles pop thru my thighs...its actually a little humorous.

by laxdallmus4 August 04, 2010

quelching

An act of desparation. In Europe, during the great famines of the middle ages starving individuals would steel the bodies of the recently deceiced. They would hang them upside down over a pot and quelch (form of squeezing) out the half digested reminants of their last meal for their own ingestion.

Im starving, lets go and find a body to quelch.

by dunno August 20, 2003

quelch

a queef that sounds like a burp

(generic femal name ), did an alarming quelch

by the fuzzy ewok January 22, 2015

quelch

the imprints and/or the marks you get in your skin when you sit on something for too long

after sitting in the grass for an hour i had QUELCH marks all over.

by sandy handjob March 21, 2004

quelch

1. a vaginal sneeze 2. a squirting orgasm in which the secretions are blasted out in a spray rather than in a stream.

i was eating my girlfriend out and she came and quelched all over me.

by lonewolf7083 March 07, 2010

quelching

To laugh so much a little bit of wee comes out.

"I was watching Michael McIntyre last night, I was quelching all the time!"

by Charlielechat. March 15, 2010

quelch

fuck ass, ass bald head ass teacher at Pembroke Pines Charter High!

I hate that ho Ms. Quelch, she gave me an F!

by Meat May 15, 2003