queif

Pussy fart.

"Pffft... Heheh, sorry!"

by Mal Raker November 24, 2003

quirft

Pronounced: "qwa-er-ffed" or the way it's spelled

The utter BEING of awsomeness. The word you use when there wasn't a word for how awsome something was before. At last! Only use when something is just so amazing that you had to find this word just to say it. You can finally say all that emotion in just one word: quirft

Before: Oh my gosh! You'r shirt is too cool for words! Ugh, I wish I had a word for it.
After: Oh my gosh!! You'r shirt is like sooooo quirft! Yes!! I've got a word that explains how too cool it is for words!

by Megan and Katie the quirft <3 January 18, 2008

queird

both queer and weird

Dude you look so queird today!

by hotsexbaby May 27, 2004

Queif muffin

When one qeifs in a car and then locks the windows so the smell stays in longer. And the person who queifed enjoys the smell of their own queif.

Q::"Zak did you smell that queif muffin?"
A::"Yepp I sure did and it smells gooooood!"

by ILoveCMJ July 30, 2009

querfin

1.verb: to ponder or think about
2.noun: something that makes one puzzled or confused
3.adj.: something that is confusing

1.Dude i'm hella querfining about how the world came about.
2.That question on the test was a querfin.
3.What she said is querfin.

by Michelle Perez March 29, 2008

Queerfag

1. An effeminate man who prefers to masquerade like a woman with the intent of having sex with other men regardless of their sexual preference.
2. Members of the Homosexual community who are in the upper echelons of society for their abilities to be so flaming. Not meant to be used in a derogatory manner.

Joe: Hey Bud did you see that Queerfag in the Thai bar?
Bud: Yeah Joe, I almost went home with him, but then I saw the Adam’s apple.

by Boober June 29, 2004

queerf

A gay guy having a really gross Blooday wet fart after intercourse with another gay guy

owen does it all the time

by laird April 7, 2005