queef (kweef) n.
the expulsion of air from a vagina after sexual intercourse, usually very fast-paced or deep intercourse, and most often resulting after the "doggy style" position, or variants of said position. queefs are known to have a "wet" sound, and can occur during intercourse, or after. queefs occur when an object, usually a penis, creates a vacuum of air inside the vagina, usually because of a certain angle or position, or because of use of a condom, and happen when the penis or object is removed or pushed deeper into the vagina. many think of queefs as a "sex interrupter" because females are usually embarrassed and males usually embarrassed or amused as the very unique and recognizable sound of a queef.
julia coughed loudly to drown out her queef as brian pulled out.
by !!! June 3, 2003
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The noise a girls vagina makes after getting repeatedly pounded by a dick.
Cauldwell's mom queefed so lound yesterday after i banged the shit out of her.

Did you hear that queef yesterday? It sounded like someone ripped ass.
by Cauldwell's mom May 27, 2009
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the funniest kind of fart, coming from the v-a-g-i-n-a
oml she had a queef and I almost had a technicolor yawn it was so funny.
by itz_kidz June 5, 2016
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Dont be embarrassed ladies guys like varts!! :-D
Like a burp after a good meal
by Chevy July 5, 2003
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Air expulsion from the vaginal area usually after sex. In the eighteenth century, it was common practice for small groups of well-to-do Southern women to each lift up their corsets and "queef" at their leisure on warm, summer afternoons. Typically performed on balconies or porches, these women would insert various large objects in their TOOTS and slowly pull them out to create the desired sound. These "porch parties" would provide hours of fun for the ladies while the men were away, and, from a practical standpoint, at times, enough air circulation as a respite from the brutal summer heat. Small wagers were often placed with the winner going to longest continuous queef, highest pitch, lowest pitch, smelliest, and wettest. There was also the queef sing-a-long; and a special prize was given to any women whose queef could attract wildlife.
Annabelle tried to conceal her queef at the governors ball but to no avail.
by Jeff August 24, 2004
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When a girl or woman is trying to establish dominance over other females

Or attract a Male or female suitor

A queefer may use a high pitch squeaky queef to attract others from a long distance

Or a low guttaral growl like a sleeping pitbull when threatened

They can also jump up several octaves when startled or excited

It is not unusual for a classically trained queefer to have a queefing rang several octaves higher and lower then judas priest
Tracy was having her little brother and his friend over to drink beer and give her dog a boner so she could laugh at it.
You could see a glimmer in her eyes as she pushed her but against the wall and her legs up. What fallowed can be described as. Two slabs of raw meat smacking together in reverse. Then the sound of of a Bulldogs jowles flapping together when his head hangs out the window.

After that she was known as madam tracy and was sought after by all the gentalman

Queef . Startled or warning ..during times of stress or worry ...
Sharron had been crying a good part of the day. She eventually worked her self to hysterics and no sooner could she take a breath did a sobbing and pathetic queef start with a squeal and died of like a bullfrog having a heart attack
:; as judge Cavanaugh drunkenly came closer she queefer what sounded like a diesel boat motor warming up in a dirty river
by Pecker pete October 2, 2018
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