Quasimodo

Quasimodos are the best way to get drunk ever, especially when you're in a big group! The Quasimodo drink has two parts, the Quasi (lemonade flavour alcho-pop) and the Modo (shot of apple sourz). You take one sip from the bottle, just enough so there's room for the shot. Then once the drink has mixed, it's time to Quasimodo!!! In a big group the lead wizard shouts 3, 2, 1 then the whole group shouts as loud as they can QUASIMODO!!!! Once you've strawpedo'ed the bottle's content you place the empty bottle on your head and shout WIZARD!!!!

Fancy a Quasimodo? YES LAD! 3, 2, 1 QUASIMODO... DRINK... WIZARD!!!

by SSHES Wizard! September 28, 2014

quasimodo

Approaching someone wearing a hooded sweatshirt, and then stuffing the hood part down the neck of the sweatshirt. The end result looks like a hump on the person's back, hence quasimodo.

Oh shit, that kid has a hoodie on! Give him the biggest quasimodo of his life.

by Show Yo Wang April 14, 2006

quasimodo

A photo uploaded to Facebook which is so extra-ordinarily bad/inappropriate/unfortunate/embarrassing that you are left with no choice but to de-tag yourself.

Steven: "Maria, where were you last night?"

Maria: "Just out with some friends, how come?"

Steven: "You might want to check your Facebook, there are a couple of quasimodos up there."

Maria: "Aw shit, now I'll have to de-tag, and I hate people who de-tag."

by stevied! August 1, 2012

Quasimodo

A really ugly and lonely person who 3rd wheels but people like only because of pitty.

Alexandria is cool but she is quasimodo

by 123456truth December 15, 2015

Quasimoto

Sexual act preformed with someone suffering from Kyphosis (Hunchback). Variation of the Quasimoto "Ringing the bell" in which anal beads are yanked out of a hunch back while simultaneously screaming sanctuary.

Chris Quasimoto-ed and "rang the bell" with that Hunch back that he met from the bar last night.

by That70sRabbit February 22, 2008

Quasimodo

To tie a bitch up in handcuffs, chains, etc. in order to present said bitch in front of a crowd and throw tomatoes at them in a humiliating manner.

Ex: Adrienne kept sassing me so I quasimodoed that bitch.

by Stud Club July 4, 2008

Quasimodo

Another name for your penis. Job is to attend to his bells (balls).

Alright Quasimodo, thats enough exploring for today go back and attend to your bells.

by William_Shakes September 22, 2007