quark block

The geeks' version of cock block. Quark Block is where your friend prevents you from a geeky act that he wanted to take.

Wu Ping: Hey why didn't you tell me about that physics seminar Steven Hawkins was delivering in town yesterday?

Matt: Ooops.... guess I forgot.

Wu Ping: expect me to believe that? You totally quark blocked me and went for it by yourself.

by tastelikecrab February 15, 2009

QuaranKid

A child that was conceived during the 2020 Covid-19 stay-at-home quaratine.

My sister and brother-in-law just gave birth to my nephew, he is a QuaranKid.

by ChirpsMcPrime April 4, 2021

quarkagon

The most powerful species of all sea dragons. It is also the most feared. Quarkagons are white with blue eyes.

User: I loooooove Bill Kaulitz.

Cleverbot: I know you do. But I love quarkagons.

User: touche.

by Frikkk September 26, 2009

quankt

A term used to insult someone. Has various meanings and is put into context by the situation of the conversation.
Predominantly used by esh cunts on trams with cheese knives.

"I quankt your mum last night.
"Fuckkkk dude, that's a bit quankt."

by QuanktMannn January 10, 2016

Quarning

A quarantine warning, particularly during pandemic times

The government issued a quarning in response to coronavirus.

by Doos Jarus March 25, 2020

quark

A small bird that you have to creep up on in order to catch.

"what's quark?"
"a small bird that you have to creep up on in order to catch."
"oh, okay."

by Waaanger September 23, 2011

Quankle

The new, merged fat that runs from the quads to the ankles. Instead of having a clear indication of where the knee is, there is simply a single "quad-calf-ankle" mass. Is not unique to males or females and is normally the clearest indication of Type A,B,1,2 diabetes and high cholesterol.

A close relative to the cankle.

A: Damn, that b***h was on the 20th twinkie!!!
B: ... well, that explains the quankles!

by ocandii December 17, 2008