Quanguarous

Something that is and/or feels amazing

Q: How're you feeling today?

A: I feel absolutely quanguarous!!

by Ulla Mahaka June 11, 2006

D'Quanus

The dude who is of the African ethnicity and is very cool who always wears a hoodie and eats chorizo daily

Guy 1 - Heyyyy is that D'quanus
Guy 2 - You know it is ! He has a chorizo burrito and is black!

by D'quanus November 10, 2021

Quanus

The combination of two words;-queer, and -anus.

Getting pounded in the ass by the same sex. You now have a Quanus. Congradulations

by the world may never know December 23, 2003

Quantus theory

The concept that it's much better to emigrate to Australia than live in a tired and rather shabby looking United Kingdom. The theory sounds great, but is complicated by the Drongo Uncertainty Principle, in which you either live in Australia but realise it's not as great as you thought it would be (which usually occurs when the deadly finger-web spider bites you on the funnel) OR you're in the UK, it's cold, wet, and dismal, and you've just been mugged for your mobile phone, and so you dream of an idyllic life in the sun playing with large friendly marsupials (known as 'Ozzies').

In the UK:
Gerald: 'That Johnny in the hooded top just beat me up and took my phone!'
Edward: 'Ahhhh! Playing with the Ozzies in the balmy climes of Australia would be so much better!'
Gerald: 'Ahhh! Quantus theory!'
------------------------------------
Simultaneously in Australia:
Tadger: 'Bollocks mate! I just got bit on the funnel by a finger-web spider!'
Johnno: 'No wucking furries mate, we'll move to England.'
Tadger: 'Rack off! That's just Quantus theory!'

by Pedrosa von Beagle September 10, 2008

quangos

Get naked day

Let’s celebrate quangos

by TheRealLiLSpookie May 20, 2018

quangas

People from Queanbeyan

The general population from Queanbeyan

Ohh look there’s a Fucken quanga.
look out here comes a group of quangas.
When you tell them they are from Canberra and they deny it, shut up you Fucken quanga

by Get laid May 30, 2022

Quanus

n. The visual outcome of a blended smoothie in the pitcher. Also four butt cheeks coming together.

How's your quanus today?

Shake your quanus!
Sit your quanus down and tell me what's going on.

by Dolphin 2.0 August 1, 2022