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Quandart

A "Quandart" is a very controversial weapon used to disable persons involved in sensual relationship with their grandma. In most countries the legality of a Quandart attack, depends on whether or not the relationship was further sensualized by the trials and tribulations of life in post 9/11 Sweden.
If a friend came back from post 9/11 sweden and started getting all sensual with his grandma, I would grab my Quandart and pop his ass!!
by Sir Wack-Alot September 29, 2008
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Quandale Dingle

This man is related to hooduini and had dinner with Jay z. He owns one of the greatest gangs known to man called al numbar. He has many enemies who pray on his downfall but he has too much swag
Real nigga: that nigga quandale dingle got the most fire memes ever.

Average virgin: o hell na that nigga is unfunny and I like men.
by Thug hunter November 25, 2021
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quandmuffling

Pronounced Kwond-muffaling and derived from the French literal meaning 'when eating pussy' this word does exactly what it says on the tin.
'Yo Jason, you wanna go eat some Chinese food and play 12 rounds of darts...?'
'Sorry Jason I can't, I'm quandmuffling all afternoon with my bitch,' he said candidly 'I have to eat that pussy out 'til she squirts all over me..!!'
by DeForchaser Smortlekoff October 30, 2011
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quanta

Quanta: (plural for quantum) are packets of this sub-atomic energy. Quanta are waves and particles, mass and non-mass, matter and non-matter. It is measurable and immeasurable, real and not real, visible and not visible... all at the same time – inherently dualistic. It is completely "opposite", physical and non-physical, in the same place, space and time, contrary to the current classical laws of physics. The quantum world creates the physical world.
The mind communicates directly with quanta
Quanta are entangled; everything is quanta; everything is entangled
"dude those quanta got me some tastey cookies"
by JessaBoo February 18, 2007
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quande

(n) Derived from a mistake when a pot-smoking barista attempted to craft and hand off a Starbucks "quad grande cappuccino" and slurred his words (presumably because he was stoned as usual), calling the drink a "Quande," "Quande" refers to pot, weed, marijuana, Mary Jane.

It may also be used as a verb, i.e. "to quande" or a past participle adjective, i.e., "I got Quanded"
My texts made no sense because I was quanded when I sent them.
by DonnaMartinGraduates December 11, 2011
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quandorf

A fart eminating from one's penis.
That quandorf sure blew me off my feet.
by Poseidon February 1, 2004
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