Quackism

The religion to believe in Ducks and Duck Gods

I believe in Quackism

by Oxonic February 2, 2017

quackshot

Penis retraction (from the vagina) during sexual intercourse in order to blow one's load into a deserving eye in hopes that it will dry and cake her eyelid shut. Typically done to attractive yet painfully annoying females.

Sure Jenny McCarthy looks good, but if she let me hit that I would give her a nice quackshot.

by MBFree September 6, 2008

quackistics

Used to reference statistical material of a dubious or biased nature. Statistics formed from popular or urban myths. A fact or facts subverted or misrepresented to support claims proven otherwise.

His theory of flying spaghetti monsters is based on quackistics. Not scientific data.

by mfh2112 July 25, 2012

quackshlong

a sexy person

joe: hey how do i look
mama: you look like quackshlong

by yourmumssidechick August 30, 2021

Quanish

Acting or being like or similar to a man named Quan! Quan being a cool yet righteous fellow of the men we know today. Yet sometimes the word can be used insultingly which would alter its meaning to a scared and wimpy little bitch of a man similar to that fucking ASS HOLE MOE!

Gent 1: hey that guy over there is about to dive in the sun while praying!
Gent 2: wow! He's so QUANISH!
Gent 2: TOTALLY.

by Bro Jake August 6, 2016

Quackish

Being extremely casual in both exciting situations and terrifying situations

Showing neither excitement nor disappointment / scaredness.

"OMG I wont the lotto"

"Neat"
"... you're quackish"

"OMG, we're all going to die!"
"Ok"

"... you're quackish"

by MrGalaxyness March 1, 2022

Quanglish

n. a language composed of English words stuck together forming a new, shorter language.

1) Quanglish: meaning quasi-English.
2) Sexcellent: meaning excellent in the qualities pertaining to sex
3) Ginormous: Giant+enormous, rendering it even larger than either.

by windar July 13, 2009