qualude bruise

unexplicable bruises appearing on the body, especially on the shin, knee and thigh, after a night of heavy partying. The marks occur at the cooresponding height of the furniture in the home, like cocktail and dinner tables, chairs, doors and door frames.

This morning when I awoke, there were bruises on my shins and knees, and I can't remember how I got them. Must have been a hell of a party to get all of these qualude bruises.

by uncle tim March 16, 2008

qualude

A drink served at a bar called the "cafe" in Macomb, IL, home of Western Illinois University. The drink contains 9-10oz of top-shelf hard alcohol and 1-2oz or half and half. It will get you fucked up. It cost $5 on wednesdays and around $10 every other day.

Greatest drink on campus!

I got fucked up from a qualude last night at the cafe

by Vick Macki May 15, 2009

Qualus

The empathetic pain that one feels for another often leading to wanting to apologize to show that you care and stand with them

Qual-us

"... Thats and awful story sweetie Qualus."

by Hiddensheep July 9, 2018

quluffy

the word for a female fart when you around parents

mom did you here my cousin quluffy?
why yes son i did

by fluffmaster3333333 July 26, 2011

qaulitities

A pair of tities that one may consider a nice pair of "qaulity tities"

Man1: Dude, did you see that chicks tits?
Man2: Yeah man, those were some qaulitities for sure!!!

by cadetrocketboyman May 14, 2010

qaulity

Bananas in Pyjamas walking down the stairs.

Where gaming meets qaulity.

by kotumaru November 11, 2008

Qalue

The term for the word 'Qalue' is the male genitals and in usage within the Australian native community, The term defines the male genital area known as the penis.

You have qalue

by Emperor2444 June 8, 2022