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The Pylon

The act of coating one's fingers in the dust of Takis corn chips; connecting the tips of the thumb, index and ring fingers to form a cone shape; inserting the finger-cone into one's anus and spreading the fingers apart.
I called the Dollar General to see if they had any Taki's in stock; I'm hoping to perform The Pylon tonight.
by Modern Giotto August 15, 2021
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pylon

A Complete Idiot,Dumb ass or someone who is really quiet and loafs
joe crosses street without looking and gets hit by car.......... joe is a pylon
by eskabar June 24, 2006
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pylon

The orange traffic cone on the sides of the road near the intersections to determine when and where the lane changes and to warn you when and where
I have a pylon i stole and forced every one to sign
by THATGUY! September 23, 2005
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pylon

A motorist that drives at the posted speed limit or very close to it.

If we consider an observational reference frame at the posted speed limit, these motorists traveling at the posted speed limit are effectively stationary.

On larger roads, these "pylons" can be easily navigated around by any real drivers (motorists that travel safely while well above the posted speed limit).
On the road, there are two types of people:
Drivers, and pylons.
by malarky2020 December 14, 2009
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Let pylons be pylons

Warning. Don’t get in the way of a pylon doing it’s job. You’ll get electrocuted.
“Let’s go climb those metallic structures that hum.”
“No, it’s dangerous. Let pylons be pylons, man.”
by BennyBenny July 10, 2019
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additional pylons

Something you must construct. For you must always construct additional pylons. But be sure that you have enough minerals. You cannot construct additional pylons without enough minerals.

Here's a step-by-step instruction guide to constructing additional pylons.

1) Mine 100 minerals
2) Construct additional pylon
3) Repeat process
by Additional January 2, 2009
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Artosis Pylon

A single pylon from the game Starcraft 2 that is the sole pylon powering 2 or more protoss structures.
Man that terran really only needs to attack the Artosis Pylon to essentially win this game.
by Imjorman June 10, 2011
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