pure pwnage

A collection of halerious gamer shows web www.purepwnage.com
Director: kyle
RtS Gamer: Jeremy
FpS Gamer: Doug

pure pwnage fucking rules.

by Formation March 15, 2005

pure pwnage

A seemingly random collection of 15-30 minute videos detailing the finer points of the gamers life (i.e. believing that you live in Azeroth, throwing pinecones instead of frag grenades, etc.). Jeremy is the main character of the show, with other characters like FPS Doug, Kyle, and Jeremys girlfriend. The show is pretty much teh ubar.

Check it out at: www.purepwnage.com

Person 1: "Did you see that sweet new episode of pure pwnage?"
Person 2: "Hellz yeah, it was like the pwnage n stuff, I mean, it totally pwned."
Person 1: "Like yeah, Im gonna go play WoW now."

by William Woody June 11, 2006

Epic Legit Uber Redonkulous Noob Pwnage

Also known as "the grade eight word", is the epic combination of five non-dictionary words, plus the optional prefix of "Epic" that are used quite frequently by people in today's society, more often teenagers. It's nickname ("The Grade Eight Word") originates from the location it was coined, a grade eight classroom. When someone thoroughly and utterly triumphs over the competition, this can be referred to as Epic Legit Uber Redonkulous Noob Pwnage.

We totally owned the other team! this has been a severe case of Epic Legit Uber Redonkulous Noob Pwnage.

by orly?yarly! May 2, 2010

Major Pwnage

"Major Pwnage" aka "Major Ownage"
usually can see in online gaming
Means: Beating the living shit out of the
opponent!"

It is used in past form.

John: "TREY, UR BROOTAL, THAT WAS A MAJOR PWNAGE U DID THERE!!!"
Trey: "Hell YeaH!!! CARNAGEEEE!!!!!"

by eNiqUe February 3, 2009

post-pwnage depression

Depression caused or ensued by the action or result of being pwned.

After receiveing the beating of a life time, Jim experienced post-pwnage depression.

by venomfx April 24, 2006

pwnage window

When debating stuff on the interweb and you post an incorrect detail within your finely honed theory, you're leaving a pwnage window open for others to pwn you.

As such, it's an inaccuracy others can exploit.

Feck! There was I extolling Billy Dean's heterosexual virtues and he's opened a pwnage window on me by posting a twatload of Gay Elvis Porn at The Club :dry:

by manker August 5, 2005

Pwnage by Bluetooth

When you are standing next to somebody either in an Elevator, Checkout Lane, or Bar etc. and they answer their phone via Bluetooth and then you respond.

(In an Elevator a guy walks in)

Stranger: Hey, Whats Up?
You: Not much, just glad the days over....
*Stranger Looks at you like you an idiot*
Stranger: Yea, I will grab some milk on my way home.
You: (Mentally) Crap, he had a fucking Bluetooth and wasn't talking to me. I hope no one noticed. That was severe pwnage by Bluetooth

by RedWhiteandDead December 28, 2007