pustache

A vaginal hairstyle.

That chick has a handlebar pustache.

by GregN January 26, 2007

Mashed Pustankoes

1.The act of eating the pasty white vaginal discharge that somehow ends up at the bottom of womens' panties.
2.The spring cleaning of a woman's vaginal discharge.

"Trevor, your sister's mashed pustankoes wee especially delicious last night, it was probably because of the cottage cheese side I ordered."

by Joe Zeyen, Andrew Parson March 3, 2007

pastavazool

being an idiot in a predicted way

that woodshop student skipped class. What a pastavazool

by kjfijrf November 21, 2007

pussavitis

Symptoms: A male who is suffering from acting like a female (soft). The male in this case might be faking an injury, crying, complaining, or any other annoying thing a woman might do. Lying on the ground not moving for no reason is another symptom.

Cure: Growing a pair of balls and bullying this male who had been struck with a serious case of pussavitis. Taking a stick in the ass is also a cure.

Patrick got some bad pussavitis at practice he's not moving after falling down for no reason after gargling coaches balls.

by Analsex9986 June 24, 2016

pustache

A mustache mouth that resembles a pussy.

Yuck, go shave that nasty looking pustache off you're face before someone sticks their dick in it.

by gut fucker June 3, 2009

pustard

it's a combination between the words pussy and retard.

A pustard is a guy who breaks up with his girlfriend after only a few hours, denies it all happened and dislikes Harry Potter.

A pustard can also be many different things, but a true pustard breaks up with his girlfriend after only a few hours, denies it all happened and dislikes Harry Potter.

you're such a pustard for hurting that poor, beautiful, awesome girl in such a cheesy way.

by ithurtsbadlywhenyoudothat December 1, 2010

pustarded

When you or one of your friends acts retarded all for a girl. He doesn't care what kind of trouble he gets in to or what others think, all he cares about is that pink.

Branden made us late cause he is pustarded.

by lonewolf44 April 19, 2007