Purple Cow

While recieving anal sex you squeeze your anus causing your partners penis to become the shade of purple.

Wow! Sally nearly made my dick fall off with that purple cow she threw me.

by purplechokehold December 21, 2009

Purple cow

the best most cool thing in the world. It's a cow and it's purple and it totally rocks my socks to the end of the earth. They eat green grass. They are mad hot.

LOOK A PURPLE COW is falling from the big orange sky! Look at the color contrast between the purple cow and the sky!

by purple cow lover November 14, 2004

Purple Cow

Purple cow. A old crematic figure on my grandma's dresser that I took out of her room since she past away.

Really what else can a purple cow mean. You prevers type individuals. Also learn how to work a door knob when opening doors

by Master of Madness July 22, 2018

Purple Cow

A South African capitalist, that is milked so dry by a socialist government, that they turn purple and start moo-ing at socialists on socialist media. Are prone to get mad cow disease and go on a stampede on witnessing identity politics any place anywhere in the world. They are considered armed and extremely dangerous especially when surrounded by communists.

Those purple cows are all alt- right nazis, they don't want to share the means of production, and we must demand more jobs from them and burn down their businesses, bring bullet proof vests though.

by Field Marshal Kek April 24, 2019

Purple Cow

An old woman's pussy. It's purple and as big as a cow's pussy. A Purple Cow looks disgusting.

Kitty's Purple Cow looksdisgusting.

by Bodhi Zapha August 28, 2012

Bob The Purple Cow

The biggest Asshole on the planet

Fred: Do see that guy over there?
George: Yeah, it's Bob The Purple Cow

by hamturkey May 16, 2017

Michigan Purple Cow

When a guy who is able to lactate pumps up his nipples so that they are hard enough to penetrate his partner's anus or vagina. Then he proceeds to milk his inflated, purple udders into the anus or vagina while the partner milks semen out of his penis.

Dan: bro, I can see your fat ass nipples poking through your shirt, do you have an infection or something?

Bob: no, my girl gave me a Michigan Purple Cow last night.
Dan: dude that's fucked up

by Bigbootybuttholechuggin69 April 12, 2021