purple cow

Something you hope not to see, but anyways, something you'd rather not actually be.

It is assumed that the purple cow would say moo, although I'm very sure it has yet to be found on the earth.
Oh dear, this rhyme's been used in an example already!

I've never seen a purple cow (stop this madness!)
and hope to never see one;
but I can tell you anyhow (I originally had this line wrong.)
I'd rather see than be one.

Moo.
by Laverne Terres July 23, 2008
mugGet the purple cowmug.

purple cow

a phrase used to severely annoy one by distracting that person and causing them to stop the sneeze they are in and otherwise killing it.
Jason: aaaaah...AHHHHHH...

Stefan: PURPLE COW!

Jason: ach...goddamnit stefan, i'll kill you for that!
by stefan April 24, 2005
mugGet the purple cowmug.

purple cows

ur giving someone purple cows when u lick their a-hole
by audrey H. July 15, 2006
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purple cow

The imaginary subject of the nursery rhyme by the same name.
I've never seen a purple cow,
I never hope to see one,
But I will tell you anyhow,
I'd rather see than be one.
by phantom oddity May 28, 2004
mugGet the purple cowmug.

purple cow

an amazing person that is a self-proclaimed "purple cow" they must go meow!
by charcoal black March 19, 2009
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Purple cow

the best most cool thing in the world. It's a cow and it's purple and it totally rocks my socks to the end of the earth. They eat green grass. They are mad hot.
LOOK A PURPLE COW is falling from the big orange sky! Look at the color contrast between the purple cow and the sky!
by purple cow lover November 14, 2004
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Bob The Purple Cow

Fred: Do see that guy over there?
George: Yeah, it's Bob The Purple Cow
by hamturkey May 16, 2017
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