The nearly lost art of shitting in a purse then placing it where it will likely be found (shopping cart at a grociery store parking lot) then waiting to see the reaction of those who "find" it.
Works just as well on good samartitans as the lesser well intentioned.
Works just as well on good samartitans as the lesser well intentioned.
by Mike Cheezmar December 8, 2012
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Phrase meant to imply that a person isn’t masculine enough to handle a situation in a manly way and that they should therefore handle the situation in a way that someone feminine enough to carry a purse would.
Edgar: Man I have tried and tried and I just can’t get this CV axle out of the transmission. Do you have any idea what I’m doing wrong? Do you know of any tips or tricks I can use?
Jude: Hit it with your purse.
Jude: Hit it with your purse.
by Johnswiecki May 21, 2021
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"Hey Tommy, i heard you got some dome last night. Did she pass Purdy's Law?
ya...fuck you i was really drunk.
ya...fuck you i was really drunk.
by Missouristate08 August 30, 2009
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Sarah: I just removed three Starbucks receipts, an expired Safeway coupon, two gum wrappers and a half-dozen tissues from my purse. No wonder I couldn't find anything.
Hannah: Wow, that's a lot of Purse Lint.
Hannah: Wow, that's a lot of Purse Lint.
by miwcat March 17, 2009
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