Pure cash shit

When something either very good or hilarious occurs that you can appreciate specifically with like-minded individuals. This particularly includes people who run and also use Strava.

“You PR’d your 5k ultra marathon time? That’s some pure cash shit. Nice

by Holdsteady11akaAnneMarie December 3, 2021

Porcelain Cracker

A crap that is laid with such force or velocity as to literally damage the toilet.

Oh God Tim, don't tell me you laid another Porcelain Cracker in there, we can't afford new fixtures each time you go to Taco Bell!

by MerchantofVenice2 May 14, 2011

pure nose

No additions or modifications to the nose: (Nose rings, piercings etc)

I want that pure nose on my significant other. I'm not into nose rings and shit like that.

by xyunghox November 1, 2017

porcelain suicide

A shit so violent it looks like a suicide took place inside the toilet bowl. Fecal content covers nearly every square inch of the bowl resembling brain matter.

My first visit to Felipe's Taco Truck will be my last, when I got home my asshole committed porcelain suicide.

by Pulley78 June 5, 2016

Staining the Porcelain

To take a dump. A shit, if you will.

P.J.: "Be right back guys! I'll be Staining the Porcelain for a few minutes!"

by P.J. Hutch March 8, 2008

Nine Percent

A Chinese boy band of 9 boys which was put together in the show Idol Producer.

Person 1 : Omg did you finish watching Idol Producer?
Person 2 : Yeah, I'm totally gonna stan Nine Percent now!

by caixukun June 15, 2018

Pure vanilla cookie

love of my life

pure vanilla cookie>you

by notelectricall October 12, 2021