The act of one or more persons making a spectical or a scene, followed by a series of lies to attempt to explain set actions. Made popular by the one and only "Scrub" aka Colby Swaggert, aka "Chipmunk". Origin of the word is said to be from the area of Crafton Heights also know as the white man's ghetto...
"Wow look at this puppet show in action, is Scrub out of his mind!" Does he understand no one believes him?
by Mark Scanlon August 18, 2006
You take a small girl, around 100 pounds and shove your hand in her ass and pick her up. You fuck her standing up while jacking yourself off through her asshole and pussy.
by The Puppet Master January 06, 2018
An activity which is fruitless and a major time waster.
Such as Hanging out with insecure fat obese boys and their 500 pound relatives at tacky Christmas parties.
Don't dance with them or you'll get laughed at.
A puppet show is when you feel sorry for a fat obese boy who is ugly.
Such as Hanging out with insecure fat obese boys and their 500 pound relatives at tacky Christmas parties.
Don't dance with them or you'll get laughed at.
A puppet show is when you feel sorry for a fat obese boy who is ugly.
She went to the christmas party with the fat kid because she felt sorry for him. What a puppet show that turned out to be.
by Salvatore Vitale's Fat Son December 24, 2008
killing time in Lancaster County, PA ...perhaps with fat girls at the corn maze...
don't wave the flag, just run, run, run.
don't wave the flag, just run, run, run.
"Didja go to the hay auction up in Intercourse oncet?"
"Na, we went to the puppet show up in Bird-in-Hand"
"Narf"
"O-shah"
"Na, we went to the puppet show up in Bird-in-Hand"
"Narf"
"O-shah"
by upchuckk April 19, 2008
So i was bored out of my fucking mind one day and asked to my mom what the fuck should i do and she said to put on a puppet show so there i went putting on a show for the chinks in asia to see
by JoeTHEEAverage November 13, 2011
Having one’s right hand in one person’s ass and the left hand in another person’s ass and hitting the right nerves to force them into a humorous conversation preferably to entertain others. A young Marquis de Sade used to practice this at dinner parties in Paris much to the delight of his sexually deviant party guests. It is speculated that this is where the term “talking out of one’s ass” was derived from.
A large balding man is slouched over with his pants down to his knees and next to him is a young maiden of twenty-one years of age who is on her hands and knees with the bottom of her dress pulled up to her waist. The one and only Marquis de Sade is positioned behind the two, a hand buried in each ass.
Jacques, the butler: Ladies and gentlemen, the Human Puppet Show!
(Thunderous applause)
Maiden: Ohh, ahhhhh, Knock, Knock!
Balding man: Hmmph! Uhhn. Who…the …Fuuuck…ahhh…is there!?
Maiden: Eeeh! Ohh! ANITA!!!
Balding man: Ohhyeeooww! Anita fucking who!!??
Maiden: Uhhhmp…Ohhh! Anita fucking dick in me!
Laughter abounds from the crowd!
Jacques, the butler: Ladies and gentlemen, the Human Puppet Show!
(Thunderous applause)
Maiden: Ohh, ahhhhh, Knock, Knock!
Balding man: Hmmph! Uhhn. Who…the …Fuuuck…ahhh…is there!?
Maiden: Eeeh! Ohh! ANITA!!!
Balding man: Ohhyeeooww! Anita fucking who!!??
Maiden: Uhhhmp…Ohhh! Anita fucking dick in me!
Laughter abounds from the crowd!
by theinstigator October 19, 2016
by D1rty M1ke and the B0ys July 19, 2014