Stupidman Punch

Professional wrestler Roman Reigns' ridiculous looking finishing move. WWE announcers call it the "superman punch", however, it bears no resemblance to the martial arts technique of the same name.

Reigns with the Stupidman Punch!!!

by Nigel Bennett March 1, 2017

punch your lights out

Beat you badly referring to a fight in which you get punched a lot more than you punch them.

Jake: You're a clown mate
Mike: That's it, I'm going to punch your lights out!

by Quim Reaper September 13, 2013

Hole Punch

Verb - the act of accidentally pushing your finger through toilet paper while wiping your ass and shooting it up your own rectum.

While aggressively trying to clean up the remnants of a vicious corn chowder dump, I accidentally hole punched my finger through the toilet paper and jammed it up my own ass.

by Cooches Inc. June 23, 2020

one punch man

A bald guy who can kill you in one punch

ONE PUUUUUUNCH
*The One Punch Man intro "The Hero" of JAM Project sounds in the backround*

by Nyckboy June 27, 2016

Google Punch

The knockout blow to win a nerd-off where you use Google to put people in their place...for a couple of seconds until everyone forgets about it.

Julie: Yahoo! I just Google Punched you, you asshole!

Linda: Well turns out you're wrong and you're getting Bing punted for this!

Julie: Woah! Wrong?! Well I've Ask Jeeves about it!

by nomanito September 18, 2016

Performance Punishment

Due to a high level of motivation and repeat successes you are selected by your superiors to do more work than your peers because you do your job and good at it. This frequently entails extra hours, multitasking, et cetera. The punishment is that you get to watch the underperformer, who is not doing their job, get rewarded via time off, free time, leave work on time and so on. This is common in the military, other government jobs, or large corporations where, due to bureaucracy, it is difficult to get rid of a bad employee.

Sean isn't a workaholic or a brown nose. Since his coworker Steve does nothing all day long, Sean's performance punishment is that he always has to stay late and take on extra projects to make up for Steve.

by ImperialFleet1 February 16, 2015

punch the icebag

To masturbate.

I just got back from the beach and I need to punch the icebag before we go out.

by chicago jones July 11, 2011