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punchboard

Female, noun. When a lady uses what she has to get more of what she wants.
"After dating most of John's friends, Sally became known as the group punchboard."
by my boss July 18, 2005
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Devil's Punchbowl

Simultaneous golden showers occurring while partners are in the 69 positon.
We had to go so bad that our 69 turned into a Devil's Punchbowl.
by Punchbowl Pete December 11, 2011
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Turd in a punchbowl

Name given to anyone who is a complete drag.

Someone who is no fun to be around.
That asshole is like a turd in a punchbowl.
by D. Rich June 24, 2004
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Mexican punchbowl

a Mexican punchbowl is a urinal in a porta potty.
i went inside the porta potty and the urinal I pissed in reminded me of a Mexican punchbowl.
by jkp ccp April 17, 2010
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Punchbowl Drunk

When your at a party and you hear someone has spiked the punch. Hearing this you either say "shit i drank that." or "hmm thanks for the warning." wait for them to leave, drink it, and end up drunk
1.)
Ryan: "Dude someone spiked the punch!"
Rob: "Oh fuck I can't get wasted tonight, my mom wants me home by 10!"
2.)
Ryan: "Dude someone spiked the punch!"
Rob: "Woah I almost drank that. Thanks for tellin' me."
Ryan: "Well I gotta go, my mom wants me home at 7."
Rob: "Dude it's already 6:30"
Ryan: leaves.
Rob: walks over to punch bowl, sees a hot girl. "hey want some punch?"
NEXT DAY
Ryan: "how was the party."
Rob: "STOP YELLING I GOT PUNCHBOWL DRUNK, HAVE A HEADACHE, AND AMY GAVE ME HERPES"
by Treli1337 February 21, 2009
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punchbowl

The friken best place in the world. dont mess with the boyz from her or we'll nek albek bro now hel ani.
georgies chicken in punchbowl is hectic
by ayri fik October 17, 2018
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punchbowl

A sexual maneuver achieved when the male partner ejaculates onto a woman's torso. The ejaculate then collects, due to the force of gravity, in the female's navel (creating a punchbowl effect). The male then imbibes his own ejaculate from the navel, simulating a person who is drinking from a punchbowl.
As justin and marieke reached the climax in their throes of passion, justin retreated his soldier from her battlefield and sprayed his man chowder onto her chest. Marieke gathered the fluid into her punchbowl, and justin quenched his thirst with his own bi-product.
by punchbowl June 30, 2007
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