pinch fuck

A substitute sex partner.

I've got Junes hole so sore she had to call in a pinch fuck for me.

by pogie January 2, 2010

Fucking Punch

A misheard of "Falcon Punch". Making the move sounds even more intimidating.

Kirby got Captain Falcon's ability and Fucking Punched everyone in there faces.

by Kirby, with a C. Falcon helmet October 22, 2016

punch me in the fucking face

When someone has the ever so familiar look of wanting to punch you in the face and you tell them to, you provoke them by repeating it louder and more aggressive until it happens, you expected it, and when it happens, you can't believe they did it.

Me: "You want to punch me right now, you want to punch me right now, but you wont. You want to punch me to Bryan? You guys both look like you might want to hit me in the face. You do, I can tell. Well why don't you do it! Why don't you punch me in the face?! PUNCH ME... IN THE FUCKING FACE!!!!"

Person1: (Punched Me in the Fucking Face)

punch me in the fucking face

by eliotores October 20, 2010

Fucker Punch

fuhk-er puhnch
-noun, verb

1. A blow delivered by an irritated person to a fucker or douche.

2. The act of delivering aforementioned punch to the fucker or douche, usually with incredible force and precision. The goal is to shut them the fuck up.

1. Having a scrapbook in one's possession is grounds for an immediate and lethal fucker punch.

2. Jeanette was out last Friday on a fucker punching rampage. She took out all five members of a local scrapbooking club and even fucker punched their collective 92 cats.

by Jeanette M. January 22, 2009

Punchuckle

That laugh you do when you see or hear a hilariously stupid pun, know you shouldn't laugh, but laugh anyway.

I punchuckled so hard at that.

by Punchuckler June 6, 2019

punchfuck

To fuck, with a punch. Similar to fisting, only more violent and much more painful. Causes severe distension of the orifice, and at times, uncontrollable bleeding. Anal punchfucking leads to loss of bowel control and incessant shitting.

Oh baby! Punchfuck my ass hard!

by Endlose Nichtigkeit October 3, 2006

punchfuck

A shorter form of "punch 'em and fuck 'em", a saying amongst sexually deprived men directed about prude or otherwise unwilling girls.

can be compared to rape.

You spend a week with your cousin and her hot roommates who pay no attention to you or your pals.. "Let's just punchfuck 'em"

by Appliance Direct October 13, 2004