Pumes

The smelly gas from animal or human faecal material. Short for "poo fumes".

I couldn't escape the pumes when I was in the public toilets.

by LongShelfLife September 17, 2010

Pumer

A large mountain cat, every single scientific journal defines it as a 'pumA', however they are all incorrect and it is in fact a Pumer.

"Damn Joe that Pumer almost killed us"
"Do you mean Puma?"
"No I mean Pumer"

by Pumer4Lyfe May 27, 2011

pumello boobs

Breasts that are slightly supple, yet too firm to be any fun. They could possibly bruise you.

Shit, I was boning this hoe, and one of her pumello boobs gave me a black eye!

by Alphonse Klondike March 29, 2010

pumetart

a gastly explosion from the anal region

someone pumetarted in there pants

by bumadeans clevage May 13, 2005

pumerling

to have sex with somebody with force/animal like.

"i was pumerling the mrs in last night"

by Dicky_88 September 7, 2006

Pumey

A quality person who brings out the best in you and makes you happy to even be near them.

Every time I see that Pumey I put the bottle down for like a week.

by Pamley August 23, 2011

Pumes

A cooler way of saying the popular apparel brand "Puma", specifically the shoes.

"Yo bro those are some sick Pumes"

"I wish I had my pair of Pumes on, then maybe those cool guys would talk to me"

by Gregory N Son September 25, 2020