Culverized

(verb)Getting laid by someone who is employed at Culvers.

"Are you getting laid tonight?"
"Nah, I'm getting Culverized."

by Ihatefinals May 21, 2009

Puterized

This is when you have spent longer than an hour on your computer in it's virtual-reality (usually between 1-8 hours) and when you come into reality-reality things are pretty out of sync. Reality feels weird.

People's words seem to fly right past you. Information from the outside world takes a while to filter in. And you are quite numb in general to the outside world. Objects may blur a bit and move.

There can also sometimes be an actual buzz heard in your brain or ears. In general, you have been puterized.

Sypmtoms of being puterized:

- A blank expression
- A lag in replies or responses to things or people
- Wide eyes
- Not processing information correctly
- General discord towards the world

Friend: "I'm feeling really sad about my that chick arguing with me, how could she! She called me a useless tool."

Your head: "Oh, that's not nice. Buzz. Shame. Buzz. I should be saying something in this moment. Buzzzzzz. ???. Buzz."

Jenna wasn't with me today when I met her for coffee. She looked like she wasn't all that there in her head. She was so like, puterized

Do you know where Nicole is? Ya, she's about to come out of her bedroom where she has been for five hours. I bet you she's puterized

by Caminojen May 20, 2011

Cherry Pulveriser

A penis with the shape of a medium sized childs arm, used for the annhilation and stretching and destruction of a virgins innocent tight twat. Preferably hairless.
If used in the wrong way (ie. wrong hole) may lead to an onset of anal leakage in later teenage years.

Did you smash her with your Cherry Pulveriser?
His cherry Pulveriser split that Ghetto Booty in half. Gangtsa!

by The Choden April 26, 2006

culverized

To be incrusted or englazed with semen. To be covered in magma like cum

That young blonde was culverized on the casting couch; she did not make the directors cut.

by Von Krebs November 2, 2008

pulverizer

When fingering a girl, you stick your whole fist into her vagine. This menuver can not be done smoothly, it must be a hasty punch.(simple yet effective)

Bro, i gave Elise the pulverizer and she was sore for weeks.

by schlogden February 19, 2008

pelverized

To deliver an intense pelvic thrusting session to ones sexual partner

Dude, I pelverized that girl from the bar last night.

by spflex57 November 30, 2019

penile pulverizer

A woman who is usually homely and unattractive that makes the most out of sexual endeavors not knowing if the opportunity will ever again arise. The beast thoroughly decimates the penis through repetitive body slamming, all while acutely enthusiastic.

Alex : “I was desperate and driven by abstinence. I didn’t anticipate the consequences, I had no idea she was a penile pulverizer.”

by AdMan Jones December 28, 2020